Back In Town - Florence + The Machine

Right?!?!

why does every january last 87 years and why is every february 12 minutes long

David Attenborough narration: But this very special Fish has not come here to feed...

Me: No way dude I was so sure he was hungry but my expectations are subverted Listening and learning.

David Attenborough narration: ...He has come here... To Breed.

Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can someone make this with Fuck me so I can annoy my boyfriend with it :3

I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

Ah what a beautiful statement to make in a time of great division. No please keep dividing yourselves. Keep bullying and fighting with each other. I hope you feel smug and happy. Perhaps even proud of yourself. Humanity is so cooked. You people all pretend you'll understand the trolley problem. That you would save the five over the one. Liars. You'd let the train run over the five and do nothing because both choices are "equally" bad.

Please for fucks sake do better than this. This kind of thinking serves no one but the rich and powerful to keep us divided. Like it or not we have to work together. This isn't about compromise. We must do no such thing. This is about not being prudish dicks and actually teaching others our views.

Also this goes out to fellow lefties sorry for using the person above as a bad example but they aren't the only ones. We need to better together and work together. Or continue to suffer divided alone and separated.

Americans deserve the government they have. You (American reading this) are only a minority in your hate of your government.

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

One of the most beautiful places I know

Old compilation of Mikuru from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya tripping and falling in every dub I could find. Highlights are the Italian dub where she honks like a duck and the Russian version where it sounds like they used candid audio of the voice actress dying.

Imagine a hermaphrodite that has both a girldick and a boy pussy.

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.