Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help
Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food
Owners: we have the best food
*food comes out*
Gordon: this is an alive rat
Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.
*dinner service*
Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat
Waitress: is everything okay?
Customer: no it's an alive rat
*food is sent back*
Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat
*Gordon goes in the freezer*
Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.
*later*
Gordon: your food is bad
Owner: no!!!!!!!!
Gordon: yes
Owner: oh my god our food is bad
*remodel, menu change*
Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much
Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?
Owner: yes of course
*end of episode*
Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*
End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.
Fix her? Nah I'd let her make me worse :3
Ah what a beautiful statement to make in a time of great division. No please keep dividing yourselves. Keep bullying and fighting with each other. I hope you feel smug and happy. Perhaps even proud of yourself. Humanity is so cooked. You people all pretend you'll understand the trolley problem. That you would save the five over the one. Liars. You'd let the train run over the five and do nothing because both choices are "equally" bad.
Please for fucks sake do better than this. This kind of thinking serves no one but the rich and powerful to keep us divided. Like it or not we have to work together. This isn't about compromise. We must do no such thing. This is about not being prudish dicks and actually teaching others our views.
Also this goes out to fellow lefties sorry for using the person above as a bad example but they aren't the only ones. We need to better together and work together. Or continue to suffer divided alone and separated.
Americans deserve the government they have. You (American reading this) are only a minority in your hate of your government.
My parents core :3
making a collection
Old compilation of Mikuru from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya tripping and falling in every dub I could find. Highlights are the Italian dub where she honks like a duck and the Russian version where it sounds like they used candid audio of the voice actress dying.
The duality of people
“Bad Venus”
And then,
They kissed and lived happily ever after.
real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????
normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even
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A list I made just to satisfy my vain cravings for resonating mottos for a secret society I'm working on. Enjoy!
abi in malam crucem: to the devil with you!
ad astra per ardua: to the star by steep paths
ad augusta per angusta: to honors through difficulties
aegis fortissima virtus: virue is the strongest shield
amor vincit amnia: love conquers all things
animo et fide: by courage and faith
arbitrium est judicium: an award is a judgement
aut mors aut victoria: either death or victory
aut vincere aut mori: either victory or death
bello ac pace paratus: prepared in war and peace
bibamus, moriendum est: let us drink, death is certain (Seneca and Elder)
bonis omnia bona: all things are good to the good
cede nullis: yield to no one
cito maturum, cito putridum: soon ripe, soon rotten
consensus facit legem: consent makes law
data fata secutus: following what is decreed by fate (Virgil)
durum telum necessitas: necessity is a hrad weapson
dux vitae ratio: reason is the guide of life
e fungis nati homines: men born of mushrooms
ego sum, ergo omnia sunt: I am, therefore all things are
pulvis et umbra sumus: we are but dust and shadow
quae amissa salva: things lost are safe
timor mortis morte pejor: the fear of death is worse than death
triumpho morte tam vita: I triumph in death as in life
tu vincula frange: break your chains
vel prece vel pretio: for either love or for money
verbera, sed audi: whip me, but hear me
veritas temporis filia: truth is the daughter of time
vero nihil verius: nothing is truer than the truth
vestigia nulla restrorsum: foosteps do not go backward
victus vincimus: conquered, we conquer (Plautus)
sica inimicis: a gger to his enemies
sic vita humana: thus is human life
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Reference: <Latin for the Illiterati: a modern guide to an ancient language> by Jon R. Stone, second edition, 2009
Just a pancake floating though the void with my raccoon boyfriend :3
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