Emergency!!

A friend is having me go to the Netherlands to visit his family with him the whole month of December because he thinks he can get me to change my mind about hating America and moving to Norway. His privilege level is this: 24 year old white man in the military. He acts like it too

"You'll be late for your own funeral" but as a business. Like you pay 15-30$ to add your name, number, birthday and home address (to ensure proper identity verification) to a data base given to all funeral homes and crematoriums so that they hold onto you for an extra 15-30 minutes. The amount you pay will determine how long the fabricated delay lasts.

To the 26 people who thought I was interesting enough to drop a follow: You are only bored and, therefore, misguided. You can do better. So do better

FALSE ALARM! They're all bots!🥰 My invisibility is maintained!

BEHOLD! AN UPDATE! [MARCH 12, 2023 SUNDAY]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! MY FOLLOWER COUNT HAS DROPPED BY NINE WHOLE ACCOUNTS!

ANOTHER UPDATE! [MARCH 28, 2023 TUESDAY]

MORE GOOD NEWS! THE ACCOUNTS FOLLOWIBG ME HAS DROPPED TO A STAGGERING THREE (3) ACCOUNTS AND AT LEAST TWO OF THEM ARE BOTS! EVERYONE GIVE THESE BOTS A ROUBD OF APPLAUSE FOR MAKING BETTER CHOICES!

My favorite childhood show predicted the future on my birthday! Kim Possible is always a win

Am aro/ace agender!

REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.

Nah, your responce was perfect

I dare you to motivate me to study.

The child lives if you study

I... HAVE BEEN INCLUDED!

To all acespec knights, this week belongs to you! I want you to know that you deserve to take space, to be recognized, and you deserve to be seen. This week is the ideal time to remember that asexuality is a valid and wonderful part of our world - shout it loud and clear! And, above all, stay proud ⚔️💪

So I follow the Greek Goddess of Luck, Tyche, (tye key)and I have some pretty okay luck. I have some stories of bad luck, like when I got zooted for the first time, and good luck, like the time I went trespassing with friends. I wanna tell you both but let's start with the less funny one.

A couple years back, I went out with a friend and her boyfriend to check this abandoned rich person house. We snuck in in broad daylight and explored a bit. We were clearly not the first people to do this as everything glass was broken, all the walls were graffiti and many had holes. Some places were not safe to go to and we found a singular room that was marginally in tact. We left after exploring the musty ass basement and as we were getting to the car that we parked strategically elsewhere, we realize we may not have been as stealthy as we thought. Three police cars turn onto the street and down to the court we were just in. We decide to just get in the car and leave and this is where I learn that driver (friend's boyfriend) is directionally challenged. He turns right instead of left (the direction we came from) and goes down a dead end street and I say nothing. He then asks one of us to pull up our gps because he's lost. I tell him he should have turned left when leaving the street and he asks me why I didn't tell him earlier and I tell him that I assumed that he knew where he was going because he'd been here before on multiple occassions.

Ah, I thought this might be the intended use of the pillow case. I was thinking maybe there was another way to make pillow cases dangerous. I mean if there were stairs...

I dare you to motivate me to study.

The child lives if you study

Anything is a weapon if incorrectly enough. Genuinely curious on how a pillowcase could be used as a weapon tho

I dare you to motivate me to study.

The child lives if you study