TETOOOOOOOOOOO

The problem with my brain (okay ONE OF the problems with my brain) is that I tend to mentally classify things as "done" or "not yet done", including jokes I've thought of. They're not done until I've posted them.

This would be fine except my brain also has the sense of humor of a 1950s gradeschool bully, so I'll be doing something like ordering from UberEats and it'll be like "More like GOOBER-EATS, AM I RIGHT?"

And ya'll don't need to see that. It's not worth it. But until I post it, my brain will forever consider that a todo item, and it will annoy me

The mosquito that just landed in front of me doesn't know how lucky it is that I think all life is sacred

The mane 6 react to you miscarriaging 💔

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this post is under construction

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Describe your handwriting without using the words “messy” or neat”

ROUND 1: THE GIRLS FROM THE THUMBNAIL OF NIGHTCORE - EVERYTIME WE TOUCH ON YOUTUBE, BY ARKADION OF TOAST (youtube) VS MILES O'BRIEN (star trek)

Ever listen to Pinocchio-P? His early work was a little too unremarkable compared to other producers at the time but when Human dropped in 2018 i think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. His latest work has a clear crisp sound and the layering of a lower human voice over the shrill simulated vocals really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to DECO*27 but I think Pinocchio-P has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In 2019 Pinocchio-P released this: “ZERO-GO”, his most accomplished album. I think his undisputed masterpiece is “Ghosts Play to the Audience”, a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics, but they should. Because its not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends, its also a personal statement about the producer himself. Hey followers!

new strat

My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior