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the best part of each x-files episode is waiting for the end to see who's gonna do the sign off report cause when it's scully it's usually something like "once again, despite my partner's opinion to the contrary, i cannot confidently say that there is any scientific basis to the theory that alien ghost blood was responsible for the disappearance of the crack in the liberty bell" meanwhile if it's mulder we get gems like "are we alone in the universe? what does it truly mean to be alone? did bigfoot fuck the speaker of the house? as always i am left with more questions than answers and don't know who to trust and i think scully changed her shampoo and..."

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

They're complaining about groceries getting cheaper in China

I repeat

THEY'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT GROCERIES GETTING CHEAPER

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

I can't stop thinking about Mr. Cicle singing Michael in the bathroom at karaoke. I need it like potato roots strain to find soil, the *Emotion* that i know that man could put into that song aughhgahhh 🐺

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Sound on if you guys wanna know what a little King Vulture sounds like 👀

some call them…freaks