Laios

dropping out of school to join the local fauna in my river #myriver

who let biologists play dnd

top 5 scariest things to do

phone call

driving

have a job

not have a job

the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this

Gay

Say what you want about charlie slimecicle but that man can rock a monologue. Gillion? Multiple times. Somehow fucking gegg? Incredible, what a specimen.

It's so funny to me that all the french love gegg and his philosophy - like of course they do, he's ready to whip out the geggguillotine at a moment's notice.