Context: Slime Begin Accused Of Blowing Up The Wedding Venue.

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

what if it was all just a dream

"but how does the giant monster consume enough calories to eat?' fuck YOU it's part of a lush ecosystem that isn't depicted onscreen. Yeah let's just pause the adventure to discuss trophic levels and ATP transfer between subterranean bacterial colonies. Fucking clown. Yeah let's just halt the whole adventure to talk about how the iron-poor planet never developed a magnetosphere, thus the cellular life can harvest energy from cosmic background radiation. That's appendix shit. Moron.

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

If you resurrect someone from the dead do you also resurrect their gut microbiome or is their digestion just fucked for a bit

the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

why can't manatees bounce around on land like seals

a simple reason!

THERE IS NO BOUNCE IN THIS THING. it’s just bones. open bones.

seal and sea lion skeleton for comparison:

LESS BONES!! MORE BOUNCE

At this point, the eggs are a bigger danger to Slime than he is to himself