What If You Died For Me And Then Returned As A Vampire Got Possessed By Another Vampire Then Lost All

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The fresh strawberry banana smoothie going through my straw:

Can we talk about how chaotic Narnian battles would feel?? Especially in Prince Caspian. Like, imagine you’re a little Telmarine soldier waiting for the catapults to go and you’ve got all your regiments in nice orderly rows and these two 16 year olds suddenly yell “charge” and the ground opens up beneath you, a mouse with a sword the size of a large pencil takes out your bestie, a griffin drops a dwarf 5 ft away from you and he comes up swinging. As you try to rationalize this, you’re stabbed by a twelve year old with a British accent. Finally, a really freaking big lion shows up, roars, and your entire army collectively pees their pants. At one point in the movie (yes I know the movies aren’t quite the same as the book but they’re still good) Peter says like “we have the element of surprise” like dude, you have drafted the trees I’m pretty sure everyone’s gonna be surprised no matter what.

I made a Fyodor version of this story :D

Dead apple but everyone is still in their pajamas

I think it would be funny if everyone collectively just didnt care to change in to their work clothes for the plot of dead apple cause imagine Chuuya fighting that big ass dragon still in his dog themed pajama pants 🐶

I would kill to follow bg gossip girl on youtube

My sister just got her first period and shes so excited, oooooooh my baby my darling

I apologise to any new accounts i follow for the line of just "liked ur post", "liked ur post", "liked ur post", "liked ur po-

I don’t know how Sophie didn’t crash out more when the council put the ability restrictor on her. I would have blown up in major proportions. You would have to shatter my ass because no amount of elixir would hide the amount of mental illness I’m about to show you.

how do you think Silco reacts to Powder and Ekko dating in the au? honest if I was Ekko I’d be TERRIFIED everyday of my life knowing who my gf’s parents are. I also think we need more fanfiction about this

I think Ekko is one of the few people who are safe from the "scary dads" thanks to being Benzo's kid. Also, Ekko knows how soft they really are.