Goofed Off, And Then Got This

tomorrow julius caesar will have been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years

Post: would be awesome if people didn't hate lesbians

Reply: what do you have against women attracted to men

The fresh strawberry banana smoothie going through my straw:

Another funny thing about Silco’s parenting: people have pointed out that Jinx uses a lot of old-timey phrases, like 'I am in no mood' or 'Sevika’s a regular Johnny on the spot,' and to me, that just shows that Silco really doesn't even know how to talk to kids lmao

My professor thought me and a friend were dating, because he knew I had a partner but didn't know what she looked like (man is Soo nosy, said with affection). We said no and all that but now I have the urge to orchestrate an entire cheating scandal in front of this professor

Her heart goes boom and his into a cardiac arrest

MY IPAD SHUT OFF MID WAY THRU DRAWING CAUSE OF LOW BATTERY IF IT HASN'T SAVED IM ACTUALLY GONNA GO BALLISTIC AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

lost keys🔑🌱🏛️

quick thingyy so the colors arent too crazy in this one mb gang