Timebomb-Jayvik Dynamic Is So Funny Bc We Have:

Post: would be awesome if people didn't hate lesbians

Reply: what do you have against women attracted to men

The fresh strawberry banana smoothie going through my straw:

🏴‍☠️💎!

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

eyeball eating, so romantic

my fav trope rn in manhwa is 'im stuck in a horror game' with romance. 😌

cage of the soul

My professor thought me and a friend were dating, because he knew I had a partner but didn't know what she looked like (man is Soo nosy, said with affection). We said no and all that but now I have the urge to orchestrate an entire cheating scandal in front of this professor

sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

Other things to consider that im def gonna write more on cause theyre all insane

They have dinosaurs, DINOSAURS, FROM THE BEFORE THE PREHISTORIC TIMES, HOW OLD ARE ELVES AGAIN EXACTLY?

The fact that elves are functionally herbivores keeps me up at night. do they have teeth like us or like horses, is their digestive system the same? do they not have an appendix ?

I feel like elves would have rlly shitty pattern recognition

Fitz mentioned foxfire is the top school and an accomplishment to get into, so why is it if you fail that you get sent straight into functionally exile?? just drop down a school damn

THE FACT THAT EXILE EXISTS???? FOR KIDS?? OK??

Do elves have like.... a culture.... cause I know they have festivals but they don't have elven specific fashion, just old human stuff that seemingly hasn't evolved like our fashion does, they dont have music, no art galleries and museums aren't needed

Do the lost cities have date spots

I think their sky and sun is fake

Do they have seasons??

Kotlc plotholes and theories bc what

There are so many, and I mean SO MANY fucked up lil plot holes in the Kotlc and just things that aren't really considered.

like sure yeah saying Einstein was wrong abt light for the purpose of light leaping was cool and all but ???? then why does it work. We've been to SPACE based off of these silly lil human theories and its certainly worked so wdym humans are stupid for thinking thats how light works. IT DOESNT NO WORK LIKE THAT AT THE VERY LEAST.

another thing, does the general elf population know humans have been to space? do they know about the moon landing?? do the councilors know? I assume the elves in charge of monitoring humans would know but honestly I don't think the would've felt the need to tell the councilors.

yeah so I was combing thru ep 1 for background details and saw jayce has a poster of a pinup girl wearing a corset on the wall of his room. dork