Kotlc Plotholes And Theories Bc What

hey do you mind if I have a crush on you...as a friend....

do you think shadow was aware of his super strength when he stopped marinating in his tube ? since he can just flip buses i think it'd be funny if there had to be a learning curb

also the image of small crechure shadow being able to lift maria over his head is funny to me.

maybe gerald trips on some osha violation and when shadow goes to help him up he accidentally launches him into the ark's ceiling

i'm absolutely obsessed with this concept of overpowered tiny dude shadow pre-inhibitor rings. chaos and destruction everywhere

you FOOL!!!!!!!!

love love love sleepovers but hate with so much passion sleeping around people,,,, bc like what if i say or do something embarrassing in my sleep that i have no control over and wont even remember/know ive done and then i have to kill myself,,, what then,,,,

Jayce being annoying in any uni

i want to make a kavetham visual novel. making a visual novel has been on my bucket list for so long but time is no where to be found

funny thing is i dreamt of playing a zhongchi visual novel a long ass time ago. i remember what it looked like and even the damn name. I REMEMBER THE COVER OF IT TOO. it was like white flowers with a sunny blue sky, and then there was zhongli walking through said field of flowers on the left and childe a little bit off in the distance on the right. crazy what my brain did bro. i need it to do that more often. i felt like a composer who made their new song inspired by a dream they had about it.

Can we talk about how chaotic Narnian battles would feel?? Especially in Prince Caspian. Like, imagine you’re a little Telmarine soldier waiting for the catapults to go and you’ve got all your regiments in nice orderly rows and these two 16 year olds suddenly yell “charge” and the ground opens up beneath you, a mouse with a sword the size of a large pencil takes out your bestie, a griffin drops a dwarf 5 ft away from you and he comes up swinging. As you try to rationalize this, you’re stabbed by a twelve year old with a British accent. Finally, a really freaking big lion shows up, roars, and your entire army collectively pees their pants. At one point in the movie (yes I know the movies aren’t quite the same as the book but they’re still good) Peter says like “we have the element of surprise” like dude, you have drafted the trees I’m pretty sure everyone’s gonna be surprised no matter what.