Damn, I Love Running On All Four Screeching Like A Pig While Having All Of The Employees At Panera Bread

Damn, I love running on all four screeching like a pig while having all of the employees at Panera bread referred to me as the Swedish Danish farm dog Rere

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2 months ago

Just followed for brilliant Stone x Robotnik, Stayed for "Oh they're actually chill as fuck okay-"

Anyways love your art, keep it up- (also slight pleading request for possible "Stone goes apeshit" or a "Stone gets injured and doc obsesses over defensive tech")

Just Followed For Brilliant Stone X Robotnik, Stayed For "Oh They're Actually Chill As Fuck Okay-"
Just Followed For Brilliant Stone X Robotnik, Stayed For "Oh They're Actually Chill As Fuck Okay-"

It was scary at first, but now Robotnik knows what to do (just talk to him)

ko-fi

2 weeks ago
Gilbert Baker Pride Flag But Color Dropped From Jerma Choking On A Whopper
Gilbert Baker Pride Flag But Color Dropped From Jerma Choking On A Whopper

gilbert baker pride flag but color dropped from jerma choking on a whopper

3 months ago

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

(via)

1 year ago

I have this plushie that is weirdly amazing at circling temperature and if you breathe on top of it it’s heat will change drastically based off if you’re breathing in or out.

If you follow your breathing pattern and move your legs up and down applying pressure it will follow 

And 

It is soft and has a texture like human skin just soft

Meaning I’m so touch starved that I’ve given my plushies an artificial pulse and I curl around it so most of my body can feel it.


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9 months ago

It feels strange to describe my nationality to strangers.

If I say I'm Swedish they think I'm a gay femboy (I am, but that's not the point)

if I say I'm Norwegian, they think I'm a Satanist who loves black metal (I am, but that's not the point)

if i say i'm finnish they think i'm a spy or ai from china (i'm not but i lost an argument to someone who thought i was)

so i say i'm a scandinavian which no one but geography nerds get and i get follow up questions that make them guess i'm danish. (I AM EVERY NATIONALITY FROM SCANDINAVIA EXCEPT DANISH!)


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5 months ago
I Spent Two Minutes On This

I spent two minutes on this

5 months ago
You Punch Nazis!

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

8 months ago

I can’t tell if my eyebags are developing eyebags or if I’m getting wrinkles at 15.

Either way it’s not helping with my insecurities 


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4 months ago

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic The Hedgehog


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