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I’m sorry it’s my birthday today and I was on the phone with my granddad and he called me by my preferred name even though it’s harder for him to pronounce them my dead name (we both have severe speech impediment), i’m almost in tears. I feel stupid, but feels nice to be accepted for me.

I know you’re never going to be reading this cuz you can’t read English, but if you are love you DerSehrAltHerr

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

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Romanticizing Paimon

(myth retelling)

In the beginning, Paimon was not a demon, but an angel, wise and radiant, close in spirit to the archangel Lucifer, whom he called his friend. When Lucifer rebelled and was cast into the pit, Paimon, confused and heartbroken, approached the Throne of Heaven, asking not for forgiveness or rebellion, but understanding.

But the heavens were firm, and the answer he received did not soothe him, for he saw only the injustice done to his friend, not the pride that had sparked the war. His grief curdled into quiet disobedience. He remained in Heaven, but no longer sang. He stopped flying. He turned his face away.

So God, with sorrow, sent him down, not in wrath, but in release. For one who could not bear Heaven without his companion was already lost to it.

When he fell, Satan welcomed him, not as a servant, but as kin.

“You sought me,” said the fallen Morning Star. “Now I shall make you king, rule beside me.”

And so Paimon became a king of Hell, not out of ambition, nor evil, but loyalty, the kind that damns as deeply as it loves.

As SOON as I saw that gun I made this

Single lesbian gives relationship advice to poly bisexual man about one of his three boyfriends

The oc is Amythyst, or Amy for short. She’s one of Tom’s friends outside of the other boys (crazy right?), they know each other because they “dated” briefly to prove to Amy’s parents that she was straight (in other words, a lavender relationship). They’re still good friends and hang out often

More of them <3

Just a sketch, maybe I should digitalise it

What if the reason Petey wasn't in Big Jim's begin book because he actually made a deal with the aliens before hand and nobody knows.

He originally try to talk to them to stop them from invading in general but because they have ALOT more power, Petey settle with the best choice he got. To protect his family; they can do whatever to earth but you keep his family and friends OUT OF IT!

That why the aliens just made everyone go to sleep instead of lasering all of them with the cuteray. And Sarah was also invited to the "hero party" but didn't go because she's a busy woman with news reports to do ... and because she has a gluten allergy so she doesn't want cake.

Now time for the second part of this

Now I came up with three different ideas for why Petey would hide out.

1) petey lie on his end of the deal and bought time to find a way to stop them.

Leave everything but the ring.

2) The aliens found out he had the ring and thought he must have been the chosen one and took him.

3) Petey made a EVIL plan with the aliens to become king. (cuz seeing from peteys bed frame i think he still fantasize being ruler) Of course he still kept his friends and family safe but he couldn't care less about the rest of the world. For god sake he ever told the news or the government about the invasion because he wanted them surprised.

Now you guys can pick which idea you like the most, I'm a theorist and indecisive. But either way, I do think that they will all lead to some sort of space adventure!

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.

I’m an objectively horrible person who should be dragged out into the streets and shot. So why are you talking to me like I’m a rescue dog about to have a panic attack if you raise your voice an octave higher?

Exactly!

998 days since spag. Tomorrow it’ll be 999, the day after 1000, isn’t that funny?

yknow i thought this was a haha funny joke but

someone free my boy he did nothing wrong, let me see my boy