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4 years ago

Dat shit would give me anxiety but also REALLY turn me on 😂😂

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4 years ago

Ok now that’s hot. Why does being super jealous and humiliated turn me on so much. Crickey!

Experienced: The Truth 🙈🍆💦👩🏼

Experienced: The truth 🙈🍆💦👩🏼

4 years ago
Experienced: You Listen But Cannot See 🙈

Experienced: You listen but cannot see 🙈

4 years ago

Brad Pitt playing a figment of the imagination (or part of Schizophrenia)

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4 years ago

7 Simple Steps to Greater Happiness

1. Live fully in the moment and appreciate the now. There’s always something good to be thankful for.

2. Notice the little things that make life easier, bring a smile to you face, or relieve your sense of stress.

3. Seek to simply your life – try cut down what you do, reduce your time commitments, and demands being made of you.

4. Instead of focusing on stuff, see the beauty in the world. Nature helps us to relax – and can restore a sense of peace.

5. Focus on the positives. Try to be the kind of person who looks for what is good, is hopeful, optimistic and sees the glass “half full”.

6. Accept what can’t be changed, and relinquish your desire to always have control - so things turn out the way you’d planned.

7. Appreciate and value all the people in your life. Treasure and invest time in your key relationships.

3 years ago

Rank Your Slut

How does your wife, fiancé, or girlfriend rank?

SCALE - 1000 POINTS POSSIBLE

750 - 1000 = Nympho Wife

500 - 749 = Slut Wife

250 - 499 = Hot wife

Wildcard: If you do something that is not in the list but is deemed worthy of points for a certain section, the husband may opt to allow it to be used in accordance to the point structure. No more than 2 wildcards can be used per section. Use your imagination!

Preparation - Worth 1 Point - 13 Points Possible

1. Tell husband stories about fucking your exes 2. Read 10 new hot wife stories 3. Watch 10 hot wife adult movies. 4. Buy 5 sexy and revealing outfits ask for opinions from other men 5. Call out another man’s name while fucking your husband 6. Go out in a dress or skirt and don’t wear any panties or bra 7. Buy and wear a hot wife or slut anklet 8. Flirt with guys in front of husband 9. Let a guy hit on you in front of your husband 10. Hand out your number to 3 new guys each month with a note saying you need to get fucked hard 11. Go shopping for sex toys at a an adult store 12. Go to 2 new places each month with hubby looking for good places to flirt 13. Sign up and pay for adult dating sites and Tinder to meet other men

Teasing - Worth 3 Points - 51 Points Possible

1. Let another man smack your ass in public while your husband watches. 2. Let a man grab your exposed boobs in public while your husband watches. 3. Let a man grope your exposed ass in public while your husband watches 4. Let a man feel your shaved pussy in public while your husband watches 5. Fondle another man’s cock in public 6. Rub your ass across other men to tease them in stores or at bars. 7. Bet a stranger he can’t fuck you harder and better than your husband 8. Send your husband a pic of you in lingerie from another man’s phone 9. Flash your ass to another man in public while your husband watches 10. Flash your tits to another man in public while your husband watches. 11. Greet the delivery man at the door in nothing but a t-shirt 12. Openly Skype and flirt with a guy while hubby is in the room 13. Openly talk dirty to another man on the phone in front of your husband 14. Send nude photos to another man 15. Let another man watch you fuck your husband on Skype 16. Get naked in the car and show off to truckers as you pass by 17. Make a guy cum for you on Skype

Basic - Worth 6 Points - 96 Points Possible

1. Call husband while sucking a cock 2. Call husband while getting fucked 3. Send texts telling your husband what another man is doing to you 4. Send pictures to your husband at work and at home while getting fucked 5. Show up at another man’s house wearing only a coat and heals - let hubby see you leave like that 6. Make another man cum without taking your clothes off 7. Have 3 quickies in one week with other men 8. Leave used condoms on your husbands side of the bed 9. Leave wet spots on your husbands side of the bed or pillow 10. Pick up a man by telling him he can cum inside you. 11. Make husband take one of your lovers out for beers before you fuck him / them 12. Send your husband a pic of you nude and say I am ready for you. Then say oops was not meant for you 13. Say you are going to the store and then 10 minutes later text your husband a nude pic at some guys house 14. Make movies of you fucking other men and share with your husband 15. Challenge a stranger to cum inside you in only ten thrusts (in public or car) 16. Pick up and fuck a guy on Craigslist, adult dating site, or Tinder

Advanced - Worth 12 Points - 360 Points Possible

1. Suck one cock while getting fucked by another 2. Skype your husband and let him watch you fuck another man 3. Make your husband listen to you get fucked from the other room 4. Have your other man send your husband photos of him fucking you 5. Have your man text your husband describing how he is fucking you 6. Give a guy a blow job in his car while your husband is in the back seat 7. Call a man over and give him only a blowjob until he cums on you. 8. Let another man fuck your ass 9. Let your ex cum inside you 10. Don’t clean up before letting your husband fuck you after getting fucked 11. Blow another man in the changing room while shopping with your husband 12. Beg your husband to come home from work only to have him find you fucking another man 13. Get a discount on renovations by fucking the contractor. 14. Send pics to your husband of yourself covered in cum 15. Suck a man off at a theater 16. Make your husband hide in the closet as you fuck another man 17. Fuck a man in his office, tell hubby. 18. Make your husband wait in the car while you go fuck another man 19. Send a picture of your wedding ring hand holding a massive cock 20. Send your hubby a pic with another man’s cum on your wedding ring 21. Fuck a man on your anniversary 22. Fuck another man right next to your husband while he sleeps 23. Pick up a guy and fuck him in the back seat while hubby drives you home 24. Fuck 5 different men in one week 25. Fuck 3 different men in one day 26. Jerk a man off in a hot tub across from your husband 27. Fuck a man in a hotel room with the curtains open and the lights on. 28. Fuck a man in the car in your driveway 29. Make hubby lube you with his tongue before you leave to get fucked. 30. Let another man call you names like slut or whore - while hubby can hear

Extreme - Worth 16 Points - 480 Points Possible

1. Greet your husband at the door with another man’s cum dripping from your face. 2. Fuck a stranger in an elevator 3. Fuck a man from your husband’s work 4. Rent a hotel room and make your husband watch you get fucked all day without him joining 5. Make two guys cum at the same time 6. Get fucked in every hole at the same time 7. Tell hubby how great your new man fucks and how big his cock is while he watches 8. Hang out in a hotel bar and get picked up by a business man. 9. Make your husband lick your pussy after another man filled it with cum 10. Make your husband fuck your cum filled pussy 11. Make your husband lick cum off your tits or ass. 12. Suck and fuck cocks at a glory hole 13. Take on a man or several men at an adult theater 14. Shop for a house just to fuck the realtor 15. Make your husband watch you get fucked while wearing your wedding dress 16. Take a pic of you and a big cock. Send it to friend and say it is not your husband 17. Share your hot wife/cuckold stories with a close friend 18. Go to a sex club and get fucked by other men 19. Fuck another woman by herself 20. Have a threesome with another man and another woman 21. Fuck two other men with your husband 22. Fuck in a gang-bang of 5 to 10 men 23. Go on a vacation with another man for sexual adventures - text and send pics to hubby at home 24. Get fucked in a bar, club, or pool hall 25. Become another man’s sex slave - be at his beck and call for 3 months 26. Make 5 guys fuck you and cum inside your pussy before letting your husband fuck you 27. Make husband lick your clit while another man fucks your pussy 28. Allow another man to pull your hair, smack your ass and choke you - rough sex 29. Make husband 69 with you while another man fucks you doggie style 30. Declare to your husband that you belong to him but are owned sexually by another or others

5 years ago

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2 years ago

A large part of our personality is based on how we learned to defend ourselves from sadness and anxiety.

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