“Omg, I Love These! They Go Up To Size 6X AND They Have Pockets?! Wow!! But Do You Have Anything Longer?”

“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!”

Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.

*wild cheering*

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agonizing over why u aren’t enough but also knowing exactly why u can’t be enough. thanks i hate it

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dash did the thing

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4 months ago

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

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THIS IS AMAZING medical debt John Oliver how could i love john oliver more us healthcare (are there any other countries with our problem that would need smthn like this?)

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3 months ago

Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

(+Extra)

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hate tik tok but this is very good actually im dead at “black woman saying BEYONCE??” put some respect on tiffany new york pollard's name please internet legend that she is

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