Old People

stacked

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

I just realized it’s called peanut butter because it’s butter made with peanuts

maybe in another universe

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

If yes or used to please say in the tags whats it's name,what animal it is and how old it is"

Finally coloured… after like 4 months

princesses of the people