Peeta Did Not Perform His Ass Off In Every Interview For You To Say Katniss Was Lucy Gray's Revenge.

Let me get this straight:

- there was no dance number

- barely any good songs

- no mention of the weird Korean ben with the side part

- Sloane and Ray were written off with one (1) line

- sure Ray walked out but why on earth did Sloane disappear if she was there with them in hotel oblivion I guess we’ll never know

- we were told Reggie erased everyone’s memories about Ben’s death but ??? it was physically impossible for him to have erased ghost Ben’s memory. Like, did Ben never discuss that with Klaus? It looks like he didn’t even realize it was Reggie who shot him, did he never ask Klaus how he died? 😭

- they showed us sparrow ben obsessively drawing Jennifer in s3, sort of insinuating he survived the Jennifer incident in the sparrow timeline but he straight up didn’t recognize her at all now? It’s like they were meeting for the first time?

- where did that subway even come from

- um. Five and Lila

- how the hell are their kids alive in the last scene if the siblings never existed

- why the hell are the Swedes and pretty much everyone from the commission there alive at the same time if they were meant to be taken from different time periods and that’s meant to be a true and pure timeline without any time travel whammy

- seriously wasn’t there a scene with an old timey black and white picture of the Swedes they would NOT be there in 2019-2024-whatever-year-it’s-supposed-to-be

- why does grace have a stroller in that last scene whose kid is that

- on that note what’s up with Lila’s family, to me that kind of insinuates all of the 43 WERE born in that timeline but… there’s no mention of any of the children or any of the siblings bio families

- which completely ruins the last plot point of ALL of the marigolds having to be destroyed, please even if the other children weren’t born there they straight up still had a half a jar of marigolds in Diego’s van 😭😭😭

- ALSO what was Abigail’s motivation, am I crazy or did she go like “fuck you reggie for wanting to destroy the world to punish you I am going to destroy the world” ???????

And I’m not even touching the whole Five characterization thing oh my god

Cute cottagecore AU where the minors get shrunken down into tiny little people, and decide that, for their safety, they should probably head somewhere far away from here. 

So they pack their stuff up, bundle up a normal sized Michael, saddle a pig, and ride off into the sunset, where they eventually find a distant flower forest, bordered by a dark oak forest, and settle down.

They build a big, cozy cottage for Michael, and all have their own little areas inside, since they no longer take up much room. 

Tommy builds a small burrow under the house, accessible with a trap door. It leads outside to a large dark oak, which has been hollowed out near the bottom for him.

Purpled’s got a spot in the loft, hidden in the walls, and accessible through a little mouse hole in the corner.

Tubbo and Ranboo have a tiny little house in the kitchen, built into one of the bottom cabinets, so they’re closer to Michael. 

Anyway, basically just the four being tiny fairies, and raising Michael together. They have a little mushroom and flower garden out back, Purpled teaches Michael how to farm. Tubbo tames a bunch of bees, that he rides around everywhere, and they protect him and let him into their hive. He’s also got ghost Squeaks to tell him stuff, and a little baby fox named Russet that helps him in the garden, and the two steal from the berry bushes all the time.

Tommy befriends a parrot and a raccoon that have both adopted him, and assist him in crime. Ranboo can often be found sitting on a dirt block held by an Endermen while he talks with them and gives them a flower, and Purpled brought Dogchamp, and now rides him around and puts stuff in the pouch around his neck. 

Tommy sews normal clothes, for both them and Michael, but also little outfits made of the flowers too, which works out surprisingly well, and they make tiny versions of tools and stuff. The cottage is basically filled with what looks like doll-house furniture, but functional. 

Maybe they even meet other tiny people, and have a little community or something.

It just sounds cute, that’s all.

AU where the world is overtaken by the Crimson, and overall just kind of coming to an end. Foolish and Tubbo are some of the last survivors, and out of respect for Eret, Foolish wants to protect at least one of the people they cared for, since he couldn’t protect her, or anyone else. 

So he uses the last dregs of his power to toss Tubbo into a different world, free of the crimson-except, it kind of goes wrong, because Tubbo doesn’t end up in a different world, he ends up in a different universe entirely. 

A universe where supernatural creatures and the people that hunt them run amongst humanity. 

So Tubbo gets a job as a hunter, because it’s easy and doesn’t require much(because they all keep dying, so new hunters are always needed), but he’s more reasonable than the majority, and also chill, so he gets along with a lot of the creatures he’s supposed to be killing. 

Ends up adopting this universe’s version of himself after finding him on the side of the road. This version of him is like, six, and also apparently part siren, so…that’s interesting. Older Tubbo takes on the name Tobias to avoid confusion.

Shortly after this, Tobias is adopted by the Karlnapity of this universe, after a series of amusing events that leads to them talking more, and growing closer. 

He eventually also befriends the SBI Coven through Ranboo and Tommy, the son’s of it’s feared leader, a vampire known as the Angel of Death.

At some point Tobias finds Michael, who, in this world is a young pure-blood vampire who’s family was killed in a battle between covens. Tubbo discovers him hiding when hunters raid the dead family’s home, and ends up hiding him from then until he’s able to find Tommy and Ranboo, who help him out.

Basically just light-hearted shenanigans with some doses of angst.

Karl’s a vampire, Sapnap’s a demon, and Quackity’s a shapeshifter. 

Ranboo’s a pureblood vampire who’s coven was wiped out years ago, and he was taken in as a child by Philza. 

Tobias is a adaptive hybrid, so he takes on the traits of those around him, for many reasons-because he feels safe with them, because he really, really doesn’t, and so on. He has no control over it, besides being able to somewhat shift his features to a different person he cares for.

The thing is, hybrids are very, very rare here, and adaptive hybrids most certainly aren’t a thing. 

So it results in a lot of chaos, between him unintentionally taking on Karlnapity and Tubbo’s traits, and everyone dealing with the resulting instincts, it takes a bit for them to get used to it.

On the bright side, when Tobias shifts into a vampire while he’s sleeping over at the SBI Coven, the trio gets the joy of seeing the SBI, some of the most powerful vamps in the world, spooked as they watch Tobias take on Sapnap’s traits and start munching on a steak.

small 4&8 comic thing

so fucked up that alliums exist in Minecraft but not onions or garlic or anything. STEVE YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON A CULINARY BREAKTHROUGH JUST DIG DOWN A LITTLE FURTHER

A Familiar Fondness...

Episode 3 will now be my personality for the next few days (Dad Kinger for the win !!!!!)

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

color wheel challenge: little nightmares edition!

this is from july/august last year but i’m still pretty proud of it! :>

The prompt was ‘detention.’

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle AU.

Teens Tommy, Tubbo, Purpled, and Ranboo are supposed to spend their detention day clearing out the school’s basement-that goes south when they stumble upon a video game that’s much more than meets the eye, and are quickly dragged in over their heads.

Wilbur, Phil, and Techno are all brothers. Fundy has Alex’s role, stumbling upon the game years ago, and getting sucked in.

Phil is Tommy’s dad, however, he spends a lot of time trying to get Wilbur back on his feet after the loss of his son, to the point of Tommy often feeling neglected and unseen. Thus causing him to cause trouble in school to gain some of his father’s time. 

Techno’s the teacher in charge of their detention, putting them together in hopes they’d forge a friendship.

Purpled has a disregard for authority, due to pretty much raising himself while his brother worked to keep a roof over their heads. He doesn’t see a reason to do things a certain way when he can do them much more efficiently his own way, leading him to get into arguments with his teachers quite often.

Tubbo is Tommy’s former childhood friend, the two drifting apart over time. He often gets in trouble purposely, to have an excuse not to go home to his father, Schlatt, who’s either drinking, or too busy working too acknowledge him. 

And Ranboo is just a target for bullies, often getting dragged into fights and blamed for things he doesn’t do, to the point of seeing no reason trying to deny it when he’ll only get in trouble for it anyway.

When they’re dragged into Jumanji, they find themselves allied with NPCs that seem more human than not, and on a quest to complete the dangerous game in order to get home.

Tommy becomes Theseus Crafter, a young librarian with access to a ton of books and knowledge, and was in the jungle following his mentor, Ghostbur.

Ranboo becomes Ran Wastaken, the deadly assassin and younger sibling of antagonist Dream, who saw his brother’s corruption, and set off to stop him.

Tubbo becomes Tobias Halo, the youngest member of the Halo family, who are explorers and treasure hunters by trade. 

Purpled becomes Hunter ‘Lavender’ Rose, blossoming botanist and cousin of underground fighter Hannah Rose. 

Fundy is Ren Todd, a brilliant spy, who’s been working under Dream for years to collect info on him.

To finish the game, they’ll have to collect their various allies, free Dream from the Demon’s Mask, and return the jewel he stole to it’s rightful place in order to break the curse on the land.