There's Something Special About Sitting In Our Dorm Alone And Realizing I've Made A Habit Of Staying

Fortunately, Jim can't do shrooms in a hospital bed

Guys how do you convince a bored man to stay still for literally 10 minutes? Please I'm desperate for advice

BEGGING THIS VENDING MACHINE TO TAKE MY GODDAMN MONEY

whatd ya do?

Hypothetically, we did something not straight. In this (purely hypothetical situation) I fucked up and go attached, right? So, I (maybe) got attached and (maybe) said his name in a way that was (possibly) gay. Then he got pissed and left, and now I'm sitting silently in my dark bedroom.

I CANT HELP IT

I'm in shock.

I managed to pity my way into extensions for Jim, since he got stabbed, hopefully it'll be enough. I might take some work to the hospital to help him with

I keep thinking about that text, I'm struggling to focus fully in my lecture

Follow my advice: Only get wasted on nights before you don't have class the next day. Hangover headache and math are not fun, so glad I was smart enough to do that

It's such a Jimmy thing to post about being stabbed while he's in the hospital. He's going to be okay, but I can't drag him around as much for a while

Contemplating how to make Jimmy wear my cologne..... He doesn't have any, so mine would suffice to lessen the scent.... And I definitely wouldn't protest to him smelling like me. That's a plus, if I've ever seen one

please go check on Jimmy... hes mnot doing well

I'm talking to him now, Jesus Christ