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Dumbest scar stories?

Viggo: Come on Eret, say it.

Dagur: You already told us and you have more dumber scars than we!

Eret: Wasn't this ask meant for everyone? Fine fine. I'll tell you which one is the dumbest but after you two.

Viggo: Fair enough. When I was 13 and in my rebellious state, I challenged my brother into joining me in hunting the Fireworms and then putting them into other's shoes. Long story short, I carry around 20 little bite scars on my left thigh after the dragons bit through a basket.

Dagur: Ptttff! Never knew you were a prankster!

Viggo: We all have a history. Now you, Dagur.

Dagur: Alright. My dumbest scar is from when I was in a prison. Do you know the saying that the first day in prison you should beat the toughest guy in there to asert authority?

Eret: Yes?

Viggo: This is gonna be good.

Dagur: Well the first rule should be: Before you tackle the toughest guy there, make sure your way is clear off stone so you won't get spiked on that guy's garments.

Viggo: *Hiss* That sounds painful.

Dagur: I carry 4 dot scars on my belly from that guy's knee spikes. Thankfully that guy crossed it and helped me treat it before taking me under his wings. After he passed away I revenged him and stated my authority amongst the prisoners.

Eret: That's..... You should write a book about it, I'd love to read it.

Dagur: Eh, why not. Anyway now for the best part! Eret, your turn!

Eret: Alright alright. If I had to choose between my brand, my reckless childhood and my sail stops, I'd be most embarrassed of the scar on my ass and, uhm.. slightly lower.

Viggo: Please tell me that didn't happen when you were kid.

Eret: No no. It happened when I was 17 and me and my cousins were taking a sailing trip into the warm waters to have a bachelor party for my cousin Bjorn and my ex girlfriend who were getting married. While celebrating that night we went for a midnight nude swim in a lagoon that was only a few meters from the ocean. To spare you the details, an hour after doing shitty bets cousins tried to remove from me a very furious and blood thirsty octopus ever so carefully so I wouldn't have to return home with an excuse of my I'm down one part of me.

Viggo:................

Dagur:.............. BWAHAHAHAH!!!! OH MY GODS!

Viggo: You made that up, right?

Eret: I wish. That taught me that some bets aren't worth consequences.

Dagur: Oh I can't breathe! HAHAHAA!!!

Eret: Alright laugh it up you two! Now you know why I hate Octopuses!

A Little Comfort

"Come sit with me?"

"Take a breath."

"You need to relax."

"You will feel better."

"It's going to be okay, y'know?"

"It all comes to rest eventually."

"You have to let it out. Or it'll destroy you."

"Just - hold my hand."

"I'm going to sit right here."

"You don't have to talk. But if you want to - I'm listening."

"You're going to survive this."

"You've gotten through it all before. You'll do it again."

"Every bad day you've had, you lived through."

"You will smile again."

"The work is hard. But it has to be done."

"I'll be there. When you're bad. When you're better."

"Don't pretend it's okay."

"None of this is okay. But it will be."

"It's okay to cry."

"Don't feel bad about this."

"At the end of the day, you're just - a person. That's okay."

"You're allowed to feel these things."

"I made you a hot drink?"

"Here. I saved you a cookie."

"Listen, I made - I made you this."

"It's okay to stop and breathe sometimes."

"Here, wear my jacket."

"There's a blanket."

"Lay down. Relax."

"Get some rest."

Eret: I'M HERE!

I need more Eret, son of Eret in my life. 

Eret: 😳😳😳

Dagur: Ooh man! I'm so gonna use it!

Eret: Come on man, really? It's not even real me!

Viggo: Well, it's just as arrogant as you. And full of itself.

Eret: THATS! NOT! ME! 😡

Dagur: I can't wait to have fun with this! Oh! I'm gonna ask you both same questions and compare your reactions!

Eret: Yeah but only the real Eret can hurt you! Give me that phone!

Dagur: Oh shit! *runs away from Eret*

Viggo: *watches them run* Hhmm.... Compare their reactions, huh? That could help with getting things done.

Dear Thor.

DEAR THOR😰

DEAR ODIN😭

@ziggityzigg LOOK AT THIS🪦

Do you interact with ocs? My OC would like to say something to Eret. They have similar experiences

My rules say:

Ask blogs and OC dragons only.

You can try and I'll see what he has to say. I never interacted with other ocs through this and perhaps it might be fun.

do you guys like cats? :0

Dagur: Except for Eret me and Viggo do. I always liked cats and their funny crazy behavior. They remind me of me in a way.

Viggo: Because they're destructive and hairy?

Dagur: So you don't like cats?

Viggo: I do. Just not cats that act like you.

Dagur: Touche.

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ERET.

Did you ever know a guy named "Krogan" in the Northern alliance???

Eret: I knew him. He was the biggest pain in the ass I have met. Just remembering him makes me want to punch someone.

Dagur: Hey, how's it-

Eret: *punches him* Sorry Dagur. I thought you're someone else.

"Here. I saved you a cookie."

Dagur: Ooohh! Cookie! Thanks!

Viggo: What kind of cookie?

Eret: Oh, thanks. My sweet tooth is grateful.

Eret: Never! Ah it touched me! Oh my skin is burning!

Viggo: Dramatic much?

What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD

Eret: Phew, cats......

Dagur: What's your issue with cats?

Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.

Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....

Eret: I'd look for a new place.

Viggo:.......... Really?

Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?

Viggo: You're allergic to cats?

Eret: Maybe. Why?

Dagur:.......

Viggo:......

Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?

Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.

Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!

Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?

Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.

Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.

Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!

Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!