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Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.

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To Yumi: Do you have your own pokemon, or do you travel without them?

Yumi: no I don't have any pokemon, I firmly believe that pokemon should be free instead of caught and forced to battle. A wild rockruff follows me around since I saved her from a syther.

Quick, Lances. I have Pepper distracted for the time being! Go, and seek refuge.

Lace yawns: I'm already in shelter, I'm with this strange human named Yumi. She says she's a pokemon researcher.

Mentally unstable middle aged man in computer science

Isn't a God greater than a king Lance?

Lance: *scoffs* some pokèmon might say a god is greater but they're wrong! If I met one of the gods I would make them bow before me!

Lance, what makes you so sure you're a king, hmm?

Lance: simple, when I was an eevee my mother and father would always say I was destined for greatness. What's greater than being a king? Exactly, nothing.

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the suffering never ends