Ask-dr-thompson-scpfoundation - The Method To My Madness Is Madness Itself

My Discovery.

Has anyone else really truly wondered who they actually are? I've always wondered if I was even human, since I was a child. I've known since i was a child that while my whole family was Christian, I was Pagan. Nothing has changed since then, not even after me uncovering the existence of SCP-343.

I am still a Pagan, however I now truly question my humanity. The other day, while I was setting up some protection wards, I was also thinking on a topic I had heard of: Blood Magic. I had heard that even some of the most powerful and experienced Pagans were hesitant towards it.

I wanted to try it, I wanted to prove that I too, was powerful. This was my biggest mistake, and yet my greatest discovery. Moments later, I had everything set up at my altar. I prayed to Hades, my patron God, to protect me, and to help me in this ritual. I did everything i was instructed to do. I created a small cut on my hand, and let the blood drip into the spiced and herbed water. I proceeded to drink said liquid, until there was no more liquid to drink.

I felt no different. The instructions had specifically quoted to call on a very powerful word the moment I was in any danger after the ritual was performed. I thought nothing of this.

The next day at work with the foundation, there was a breach. It was very minor, as a D-class had somehow escaped and was deemed unsafe due to acquiring a gun.

While I was finding a safe place to hide, I, of course, had the luck of running into said D-class. He was only a few feet away from me, when he held up the gun at me with a psychotic, shit eating grin. I outstretched my hands in a moment of panic, for any form of defense. I remembered my previous instructions, and called upon the ancient word.

My palms felt warm, and almost burning. A beam of light appeared from my hands, aimed directly at the D-class. Within seconds and a short ear piercing screech, the D-class was nothing more than a pile of ashes. After a few discussions with some higher ups, and some speculation, I was deemed a Type Blue.

My name is Dr. Thompson, I work for the SCP Foundation, and I still don't think I'm entirely human.

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

"Uh oh. That cant be good..."

*she drops the cupcake, and turns to sprint in the other direction, only stopping once to see if the spilling cupcakes have continued*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

"I'm actually investing in a necklace that apparently is scientifically designed to repel negative energies and wavelengths using proprietary biometric frequency infusion technology and scalar energy. Essentially its carrying good vibes around your neck... literally..."

((Ps. This is a real thing I'm investing in. I can post the link if you guys want.))

Touché... However!!! I couldn't help but notice the Wonka logo and the wondertainment logo are very similar. Coincidence? I think not!

Dr. Wondertainment is indeed in fact just Willy Wonka, I dare anyone to even TRY to change my mind.

it Is :(( i wish You all would take better care of it... Beings worked Very hard to make it!!! should Respect that...

Oh, I totally agree, and honestly I have so much respect for those who made our home. It's so unfair to have to look down on creatures so ungrateful for what they have been single handedly gifted with.

Gears: everyone just shut up...

Bright: HE'S GOING TO FIND US! EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Everyone:

???? : oh konny dearrrrr~

Kondraki: *scared out of his mind*

???? : oh what do we have here.. A closet?

Kondraki and bright: *muffled crying*

Gears, Iceberg and Crow: *confusion*

Rights: oh my god. *opens closet door*

SCP-939: :)

Bright: OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS ALT-

Clef: hey what did I miss-

Everyone: *SCREECHING*

Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

Help me get custody of my 10-year-old younger sister, who is currently with a ped0phile. My full story. 

If possible don’t ignore this, 1 reblog can save her.