Since Doctor Wondertainment Is Basically A Parody Of Willy Wonka, I Hereby Declare It’s Canon That

"Uh oh. That cant be good..."

*she drops the cupcake, and turns to sprint in the other direction, only stopping once to see if the spilling cupcakes have continued*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

"doctor, is there something bothering you? You can always tell me if there is." She reached a hand out almost to gently touch his shoulder, but quickly pulled back before she did. "My apologies. I tend to feel immense amounts of sympathy for the scp's. I really shouldn't, but I do. I can't help but feel if I'm lucky I'm can form bonds with them. It's not like I have many friends..." She had almost muttered the last part under her breath, as she looked down almost ashamed. She looked back up mere seconds later with an expression that practically begged for him to be understanding, and hopefully give her a chance at what could be considered friendship. "I've always understood how lonely the scp's must feel, being contained alone with no one but the doctor's and researchers to talk to."

"Greetings and salutations, Doctor."

Hello, scp-049. How are you doing today?

i’ve met a lot of people during my time online and many of us have grown apart but i still think of them frequently and wonder what they’re up to and hope they’re no longer facing the same demons they once did

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

I want the link

((Here you go my dude! https://iyashisource.com/iyashi-pendant/?referrer=CNWR_19831370317895&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6ar4BRDnARIsAITGzlDWuiYa7ST82FfNyDWtmVsGzkv4pFJAXq1lHmV_ND6SJLIRL42CEzUaAqQjEALw_wcB ))

"Oh, uh, good bye? I guess???"

*The doctor stands there astonished of what her day has consisted of. She will never rest easy again knowing that this very situation could happen again to any unsuspecting soul. She reports to the head management about her out come, and swears to never eat another cupcake again.*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

Curious about what's going on, she reaches out an arm and takes a step forward. "hey wait-" but they were already gone. She notices the file and picks it up to inspect it, now even more curious of what's inside.

"Hello, you are a man of science, correct? " It's appears to be a breached D class.

"Well, more like a lady of science but yes...why, what's it to you..." She looks at him suspiciously.

This is not for you.

This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.

For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:

- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.

- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails. 

And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.

TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give? 

THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU. 

Do your habits betray you, little tiger?

A: I much more prefer "little lion", and B: only when the time is dire enough. Care to explain who you are?