"I Understand. Your Work Is Very Important To You, And I Would Feel Bad If I Got In The Way Of That."

i wear Sandals!!! i can Wear shoes just fine, Just do not like ones that squish me!!

Ah, I see! I must admit, if given the chance, I would like to walk barefoot through an empty distant field.

Candy Asks

Happy PRIDE month everyone!!!

Someone Should Talk To This Principal

She listens closely hoping to understand what might happen, but yet still nothing happens. Seconds feel like hours, and she final stands up to peek through the small bullet proof window on the door.

"Hello, you are a man of science, correct? " It's appears to be a breached D class.

"Well, more like a lady of science but yes...why, what's it to you..." She looks at him suspiciously.

"Oh, uh, good bye? I guess???"

*The doctor stands there astonished of what her day has consisted of. She will never rest easy again knowing that this very situation could happen again to any unsuspecting soul. She reports to the head management about her out come, and swears to never eat another cupcake again.*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

you,, Are SMall :)

Yes, indeed I am! Hm, perhaps that's why I wear boots with such high soles... To make up for my height???

back with more lmao

pickles

Pickles.

Psst...

Psychotic gays? You’re wonderful and valuable! Psychotic lesbians? Look at yourselves and see the beauty that you have! Psychotic bisexuals? You’re amazing, the world would be nothing without you! Psychotic pansexuals? The universe needs you! Psychotic polysexuals? Your existence makes angels sing! Psychotic trans people? Never ever forget that you have worth! Psychotic NB people? The things you bring to this world is invaluable! Psychotic asexuals? Every day with you gets better! Psychotic aromantics? You are worth more than what gold can pay! Psychotic and LGBT? You have value, and you have worth!

(btw these were the ones I could remember so sorry if I forgot some)