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I just want one day we’re we aren’t mistaken for each other okay????? We look completely different !-🇦🇽

I-

You do realise it was you that was the confused one, right? 😳

-Den 🇩🇰

What's everyone's favorite breakfast food? I had chicken nuggets for breakfast 😌

Denmark 🇩🇰: Is beer a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Is vodka a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO

Iceland 🇮🇸: Is a single green bean a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- WTF ARE YOU OKAY???

Sweden 🇸🇪: Is toast a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- oh wait no it is, never mind, thank you for being normal

Sweden 🇸🇪: :)

I've got two hands... So... Imagine if I held hands with one of you😳... Jkjk... Unless?

-NZ

Denmark 🇩🇰: OMG I HAVE HANDS TOO 😳😳😳😳😳

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? Bonus points if it includes Denmark lol.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Got in a car with Denmark at the wheel

Sweden 🇸🇪: Trusted Denmark to look after Sealand for 15 minutes

Finland 🇫🇮: Fought a bear with Denmark and had to drag him away before he got eaten alive

Norway 🇳🇴: Denmark.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Rude.

Denmark 🇩🇰: Anyway, one time I got angry at a fridge and kicked it and broke my toe

Denmark, try some Tesco spaghetti😳

I’d rather die, thank you

-Den 🇩🇰

for context: 

Do you all have ear piercings?? :0

(also come back on call now or i’ll steal the sun again)

consider: victom c

possibly victim 2 as well

*playing phasmophobia*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Look I threw the UV light and it landed upright

Norway 🇳🇴: Dildo light

Denmark 🇩🇰: Should i ride it?

Norway 🇳🇴: EWWWWWWWWW

Denmark 🇩🇰:

Norway 🇳🇴:

Norway 🇳🇴: Do it

*playing mario kart, specifically dragon driftway*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god my mind doesn’t think in this many dimensions

Iceland 🇮🇸: Clearly your brain is only 2D

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m just a 2D kinda guy 😎

APH Nordics as things from our discord server quote wall

(Is this a server plug? Maybe.)

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fucking Norwegians took my braincell, can’t have shit in Denmark

Norway 🇳🇴: I hope satan rejects your application to be his sugar baby

Iceland 🇮🇸: Watch this! *dies* ah, piss

Sweden 🇸🇪: I’m going to commit arson in the name of Finland

Finland 🇫🇮: Captain, I want to get this battery but the clap of my ass cheeks won’t let me get close

Pls join our server, I spent ages yesterday ✨spicing it up✨ 😩 You can vibe with us, play games with us and add to the quote wall, what’s not to love?

https://discord.com/invite/pchymkdJMc

*playing mario kart*

Norway 🇳🇴: Omg you found a shortcut

Iceland 🇮🇸: Actually I think that route was longer than the actual track

Norway 🇳🇴:

Norway 🇳🇴: Omg you found a longcut

*playing mario kart*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m so good at this game I never lose

Sweden 🇸🇪: You seem to be losing a lot for someone who never loses

So basically, we were left to “babysit” Åland, who has a rather... questionable relationship with Den (and Nor). To combat this, Nor decided it would be a brilliant idea to get extremely drunk and force me to play overcooked with him to “entertain” everyone. He tried to convince Den to play, but he refused because apparently he was off his ADHD meds and was practically falling asleep (although he just seemed high to me). Anyway, chaos ensued. 

-Ice 🇮🇸

(thank you to @never-enough-fandoms (as Den) and @karinsnightmareparty (as  Åland) for helping create the extra chaos in this video)

I would REALLY like to know what the inspiration behind your pfp was, please it absolutely KILLS me every time I see it it's so cursed in the best way possible

HAHA IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT

It’s actually from this video I made back in January before this blog even existed, but I just found myself too funny to NOT use that picture as the pfp for this blog

The rest of the video is just as cursed as that one image, I can assure you

-Lizard 🦎

Do I only ever send asks when I’m in a pickle ? Yes because it makes for a good laugh when everyone drops everything to help stop the chaos .-🇦🇽🦇

Sweden 🇸🇪: It seems to me like you just like giving people heart attacks with all the chaos you create, but honestly you get used to it when you’ve had to deal with Denmark pretty much your whole life

Denmark 🇩🇰:

Sealand tried to drink vodka again I’ve managed to stop him before he died of alcahol poisoning but now he’s passed on the couch after going FERAL , send help soon I’m playing Pokémon sapphire to cope with the stress but I don’t want to deal with a hungover 12 year old -🇦🇽🦇

Run.

*playing mario kart*

Denmark 🇩🇰: *gets hit by the lightning power up thing* Oh god why am I so small?

Sweden 🇸🇪: You have entered the Finland simulator

Norway 🇳🇴: POV: you are Finland

Finland 🇫🇮:

On today’s episode of “shit that happened while playing human fall flat”

I don’t really know what’s happening here but I don’t like it

Den and Nor literally started 69ing in the middle of the game...

Then we all fell at the same time and landed very gracefully 

-Ice 🇮🇸

On today’s episode of “shit that happened while playing overcooked 2″

Den decided to create a massive fucking pile of rice...

Then Nor thought it would be funny to copy him and break the game by creating a massive fucking pile of cucumbers.

My computer crashed immediately after this from the sheer amount of INGREDIENCE. 

-Ice 🇮🇸

On today’s episode of “shit that happened while playing phasmophobia”...

We found a haunted cooking magazine...

Den and Nor decided to “get intimate” in the closet during a hunt. WHILE I WAS RIGHT THERE. (I also accidentally took a photo of Den’s crotch but we won’t talk about that)...

Den started break dancing in front of a night vision camera...

And finally, we sacrificed Den.

Tune in whenever I post next for more shit that happened while playing phasmophobia. 

-Ice 🇮🇸

This blog is the overwhelming drop of serotonin I needed in my life. Bless y'all

Literally why are you all so nice, what did we do to deserve this 😭💕

I’m so glad you enjoy our stuff anon, thank you for being here <3

-Lizard 🦎

Want to know how to make Sweden extremely frustrated? Making him play golf usually does the trick :)

-Den 🇩🇰

So, we were just playing some human fall flat, but...

Yeah. Den fell, Nor tried to catch him and also fell, then I tried to catch Nor. Result? Human chain.

-Ice 🇮🇸

*playing keep talking and nobody explodes*

Finland 🇫🇮: We have complicated wires

Sweden 🇸🇪: I’m not doing that one

Denmark 🇩🇰: Nah I don’t have the brain cells for that right now

Finland 🇫🇮: Lol thanks guys, okay so it’s white with an LED and no star

*silence*

Finland 🇫🇮: Oh you were being serious

Do you guys play Sims? Or Armored Core?

Idk if you were asking the Nordics or us (admins) so you’re going to get an answer from us because at a very basic level, the answer is no 😩

I used to play Sims a while ago but I haven’t played in AGES, maybe I’ll start playing again because of this ask lmao, Cereal has never played (sad sad child)

I’d never actually heard of Armored Core but I looked it up and it didn’t particularly appeal to me, I’m not a huge fan of shooter games but Cereal is so maybe she’d like it :)

-Lizard 🦎

*playing keep talking and nobody explodes*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Okay we have symbols

Norway 🇳🇴: No the knob is beeping you need to do that or we’ll explode

Denmark 🇩🇰: So, there’s an A with a dick, a-

Norway 🇳🇴: NO BITCH YOU NEED TO FIDDLE WITH THE KNOB

*playing phasmophobia*

Finland 🇫🇮: *very dramatically* WAIT LEAVE, THE GHOST IS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU

Iceland 🇮🇸: Haha nice try, you won’t get me that easily

Ghost: *slams the door and starts fucking screeching*

Iceland 🇮🇸: OH SHIT OH SHIT FUCK WAIT LET ME OUT

Finland 🇫🇮: Oh wait it was actually in there? I was joking

Iceland 🇮🇸: FUCK YOU *dies*

*playing phasmophobia*

Norway 🇳🇴: Guys I can’t handle this I’m lowkey shitting myself

Denmark 🇩🇰: Do you want me to put some music on in the background?

Norway 🇳🇴: Yes as long as it’s not some sort of Halloween music or some shit

Denmark 🇩🇰: Okay hold on

Denmark 🇩🇰: *starts playing WAP*

Norway 🇳🇴: Really?

Denmark 🇩🇰: It’s a wet ass phantom

Norway 🇳🇴:

So, we attempted the high school map on professional in phasmophobia...

As you can tell, it went really really well

We got hunted 6 times, used all our sanity pills within the first 5 minutes, and only got one piece of evidence before we bailed out :)

(for anyone wondering, it was a wraith, but none of us guessed correctly)

-Den 🇩🇰

Today we learned that squads games never really go well when you’re playing with 2 random strangers and also that Norway really hates fruit :) 

-Den 🇩🇰