BIRDS OF A FEATHER

Hehe I love dragging POOKIE into my fandoms (mine was rocky horror😭and heathers)

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

ANYONE BUT HER 5

JANIS IMI-IKE X FEM READER

PART ONE PART TWO PART THREE

Warnings - smoking, alcohol, drugs, swearing, cheating, mentions of anxiety. janis being adorable.

The POV switches between reader and Janis (I use — when I change the POV)

there will be more parts to this, make sure to re-blog and comment and I will get the next few parts up as soon as I can, happy reading lovelies

[with Damien and the girls]

"so how do we get the two lovers together?" Damien turns to cady who is sat next to him jotting down math problems, she looks up and shrugs at the boy. "hey look its Tess" she says as the other girl comes running over to the two, phone in hand, her arms flailing, she looks like a loony as she plops herself down next to the two. "you will NEVER guess what i just walked in on" she screams dramatically, making the other two friends cringe. Damien catches a glimpse of the photo she has opened on her phone and practically screams. "TESSA GEORGE no you did not" he hits the girl multiple times as the girl holds the phone up to his face, revealing what she indeed did walk in on just moments ago. "this may be easier than we thought then guys" cady interrupts the others screaming. "shh Janis is coming she cant know our secret plan" Damien hushes the girls just in time as Janis reaches the tree and sits down.

"that girl will be the death of me" she sighs but is nudged by Damien "girl shut the hell up, you have been hopelessly in love with her since middle school, and the time when she gives you an ounce of attention you try to back away and pretend to hate her guts." he glares at his best friend while Cady and Tess sit watching in shock

"you should totally tell her , yes Bea has fucked with her for years but i know that you are good for her and she is good for you. i wont let you dismiss your feelings for my best friend." the taller girl nudges her as she gets up, her phone ringing in her hand.

"how would i even tell her?" Janis says looking at Tess, which in turn earns a shit eating grin from the other three teenagers.

Tess laughs while looking at her phone "look I'm going to go grab miss dramatic from the principle's office, i will see you guys later and we will scheme" she smirks while picking up the call and walking away from the trio.

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"hey pookieee" i sing into the phone as i walk down the hallways looking for any of my friends and cautiously avoiding Shane or bea, wherever they may be lingering. "girl where are you? did someone leave you all high and dry in the bathrooms?" she asks in a mocking manner which made me laugh, earning a scowl from some random freshmen as i pass by them, i smile awkwardly back to them apologising. "nooo, i got called into Mr Duvall's office, meet me and ill spill the deets" i sigh into the phone, passing Regina who smiles at me. this school year has been so weird and its not even been a week.

turning the corner i see Tess, i hang up the call and she hugs me tightly. she abruptly latches onto my arm and drags us towards the doors to go outside onto the track field. we find a seat near the top of the empty bleachers and sit, taking out our lunch/snacks.

"right spill" she says while plopping a French fry in her mouth. "firstly, how did you get fries? secondly gimmie one then i shall tell you" i grin as she holds out a singular fry for me. i take it between my teeth and eat it before leaning forward ready to tell her my 'punishment' she waves her hands in a circular motion urging me to start talking as she shoves a few more fries into her mouth.

"okay so Shane, Bea and Jason came up to me in gym and Shane went to floor me but Janis pushed me out of the way. she's fine though, she wasn't touched. but because of that i kind of blacked out and went for him." i start explaining what happened but she points at me. "okay cute but I've been told what happened, but Janis tried to save you. Cute. plus that explains the bathroom" she laughs as i throw a piece of lettuce at her "gross, get your grubby veggie food away from me" she screams as it lands near her food, earning a cackle from me. "may i continue" i look at her smugly "yes yes but c'mon get the the point" she slaps my leg.

"so then he was like 'you have two options here, either you agree to this deal or your suspended' and he obviously didn't elaborate on said deal but i had no other choice" i say eating my salad while talking. "so what where your options?" she cuts me off "let me finish, he was like 'either i can suspend you or you must tutor Janis Imi-ike' so now i have to tutor her in gym, Spanish and drama" i say whilst pointing at her letting her know I'm done "so the deal worked out for you basically?" she points her fork at me with a shit eating smirk. "no it really didn't. Tess you don't understand, after you left the bathroom i ran from her." i put my head down, avoiding eye contact.

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[in the bathroom after Tess walked in on Janis and y/n]

"i totally just cockblocked yall" Tess shrieks happily before snapping a photo and running out of the bathroom. i look back to Janis being brought back to reality and panicking, i look away before grabbing my phone and bag before quickly turning back to her "i should probably go to see Mr Duvall before he sends out a search team, see you later" i look back at her, she nods and smiles a little as she picks up her own bag, throwing the paper towels in the trash.

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"YOU RAN? oh y/n seriously? you've been talking about her since that night you met her. and you fucking ran" Tess brings me back to reality by slapping my knee multiple times to get my attention. shrugging i continue to eat while she stares at me scheming "stop looking at me like that, yes i like her but i don't think she wants me like that" i try to justify my actions but she continues to stare at me, not saying a word. she grabs my hand as soon as we are done eating and drags me to the other end of the school, i see that we are headed in the direction of Janis, Damien and cady, i look at her with pleading eyes. "oh look what the cat dragged in" Damien speaks up first being the only one to click onto the fact that me and Tess came over, Janis looks over at me, her face going red before she looks back down at her cross stitch.

me and Tess sit down, Damien looks at me then back to Tess, smirking. those two will literally be the death of me with their scheming looks. "so little miss Joan jett, what's the news? how long are you suspended for?" the boy asks, making Janis' head shoot up, intrigued by the boys question and what i had to say about being sent to head office. "actually no, i made a deal" i smile proudly at the looks i get from the others, excluding Tess who already knew what happened. i look down at my phone and feel everyone's eyes on me "don't spare any details, what was the deal?" the boy pushes. i look at Janis and shake my head "hey can we talk for a second?" she nods and we stand up and walk over to a different tree "hey about earlier i-" she starts "the deal was that i have to tutor you" i smirk a little as she looks up at me a little baffled. "what do i need tutored in?" she laughs, her shoulders loosening a bit as she settles down, i lean against the tree and hand her the note Mr Duvall gave me to explain what the deal was, she takes a second to read it and scoffs with a hurt tone "drama? why do i need drama tutoring?" she looks up at me as if i should know which i shrug to "i know that's what i thought because you Janis Imi-ike are very dramatic" i point at her and she gasps "rude" she fakes being shot in the chest "heart-breaking even" i reply. she pulls out her phone, "our next class is Spanish right?" she queries, i nod "cool, sit with me?" she more demands than asks but regardless i agree.

we go back to sitting with the rest of our friends for the last ten minutes of lunch before the bell rang.

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we both sit down in the back of the classroom, the teacher smiling at us and greeting y/n in Spanish as she hands us some books, they keep a conversation in Spanish, the teacher laughing at whatever y/n is saying to her, the teacher, only say ten years older than us turns to me and smiles. "i assume you have been told about the tutoring programme that you have been placed in, y/n will be tutoring you in this and a few other classes to keep your grades up to ensure you don't fail" she then smiles at both of us and walks to greet other students who are still walking into the classroom. "what was that about?" i ask her while opening my book and looking down at the worksheet inside it. "she's friends with my dad" y/n shrugs "I've known her basically my whole life, don't worry she's really nice" the girl continues while she finishes the work sheet like it was something she's been doing for years "how are you so good at this, i don't get it" i laugh as she puts her pen down and looks over smirking as if it was meant to be obvious "Janis I'm Hispanic of course i know my language" she laughs as if stating an obvious fact, i just sat there staring at her, taking in her features, and her tanned skin. it was apparently obvious that she is Spanish but i just didn't notice or was too distracted to notice this major detail about the girl I've crushed on for like forever. just as the lesson is starting, the teacher is taking names. Tess and Aaron walk into the classroom, Aaron greets the teacher alike to how y/n did, Tess sits down who is followed by Aaron who sits next to her, y/n smiles at her best friend completely oblivious to what had just possibly happened. the teacher writes her name and class number on the board, everyone copies it onto their books, then the board shows a few questions in Spanish, a few words i recognise but the majority of them i don't have a clue on what they mean. i turn to y/n and she is nearly done with the work, she looks up and chuckles mouthing 'what' to me, i whisper "what the fuck does '¿Cómo estás?' mean?" i look at her while she laughs at me a little making me blush a little "how are you?" she asks me, i look at her, thinking she's joking "I'm not good, now tell me what it means" i whisper shout, she shakes her head "no that's literally what it means dumbass" she laughs while i write it down. and that's how the whole lesson went, me being confused and her laughing at me.

when the bell rang we all stood up, the teacher pulling y/n to the side to catch up, leaving me to wait outside of the class as y/n had told me to wait as we where going to our next tutoring session now. it took ten minutes for y/n and the teacher to bid their farewells, the two both walk out of the class and say bye to each other, y/n grabs my hand and turns me to face her with a mischievous smile on her perfect face "how do you feel about track?" she asks full of energy.

"when you said track i genuinely thought you where joking" i said out of breathe as she leads us to the athletics' field. she starts stretching, while i just stare, taking in the view, with it being golden hour, the sun it her skin perfectly and with what she was now wearing, her toned arms and legs flexed as she stretched and started jogging on the spot while looking at me. "if you don't start moving i will literally make you" she said with a hint of sarcasm "make me then" i say with a smirk, she shrugs and picks up her water bottle, taking off the lid and walking over to me. i quickly notice what she was doing and start backing away from her. she laughs as she gets closer to me. just as she gets a few inches away i grab the bottle and splash her with it. the freezing cold water drenching her head to toe. her white t-shirt turning see-through, showing her black Nike sports bra under it. she lets out a shriek while trying to pull the shirt over her head, when she gets it off i cant help but stare, while temporarily distracted she takes this opportunity to throw the rest of the water at me, along with her wet shirt, she laughs and runs off, i chuckle at her behaviour and take my hoodie off then run after her.

we end up on the 100m track part of the field and she is running backwards beside me, slowing down then speeding up when i catch up to her every so often. we do this for a good half an hour, making small talk "so are you doing the art show this year?" she asks, slowing down as we continue to run. "I'm considering it, are you planning on joining track? you would be really good at it" i say, trying my best to catch up to her again as she sped up a little. how she hasn't fallen over yet confuses me, but as I've learned today i don't know a lot about her.

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after two hours of Janis' constant complaining about running, we decide to call it quits for today, we sit on the field and she gets a phone call from Cady "Janis what do i do, Regina wants me to sit with her and the plastics at lunch for the rest of the week" to this Janis' face lights up, "oh my god this is amazing, you should definitely do it then report back to us telling us all the stupid shit they say" Janis continues to the girl, i try to keep myself entertained on my own phone as she convinces Cady to take up Regina's offer, my face drops as Cady says that she will do it.

heyy guys sorry again for the really short chapter,, i have terrible writers block, i will try write some more over the next week but i cant promise anyything as im at work until sunday now,, hope this was a good update,, sorry again lovelies <3

If Lydia and Cynthia don’t get a happy ending I will sob (I know the whole lesbian thing is bound to fail because cmon the show is set in the 50s but please I need this)

relationships are so cool, you have the gf with a sleep schedule (always asleep by 9pm) andddd then you have their art freak partner who doesn’t know the meaning of sleep

((yes this is a personal attack, I didn’t sleep till 4am last night and she made me take a nap earlier))

COPING MECHANISMS

part two of ‘tears over beers'

you put too much effort into relationships and the girl you genuinely had feelings for broke your heart, even now after knowing about what she done, your friends still choose her over you.because of this you relapsed and lost yourself again.until one night three women find you in the woods about to take your life.

TRIGGER WARNING

self harm, suicide attempt, alcoholism, drug use, swearing, past relationship trauma, eating disorder, body dysphoria. (totally not writing just to vent..yes that's exactly what im doing)

Y/N’s pov <3

the next thing I know I am being gently rocked by an avenger.. a fucking avenger. I look up at her as the other two women stand up, brushing the mud off their clothing, and much to my dismay my headphones are took off of my ears and put around my neck, the music still blaring through.

The blonde one who I am assuming by the space cadet uniform is captain marvel states that she is going to make a phone call, the brunette haired girl, the red haired woman, the black widow nods at her colleague to do so as she looks down at me with pity. As Wanda Maximoff sits with her arms around me in a comforting manner as she holds a piece of cloth on my bloody arm.

“how did this happen, did someone attack you?” The former black widow questioned bluntly.

“Natasha stop.” Wanda says from behind me, her breath cold against my warm neck. the widows face stays the same blank stare as her gaze is glued to my arm.

the leaves from the autumn ground crunch as carol walks back over to us “Pietro said to take her back to the safe house” my eyes widen as I start to panic about being taken away for what I’ve done to myself, Wanda is a mind reader, by now she definitely knows I done this to myself. Natasha starts to grab all my stuff, throwing it into my backpack as Wanda helps me off the dusty floor.

“Can you do me a favour and hold this cloth to your arm, just until we get to the safe house so I can properly clean it?” Wanda asks with a sad smile “and while I clean it we can talk about it yes?” I silently nod, secretly knowing I will not be telling her anything.

“Cmon Wanda, stop wasting time” Natasha says as she grabs me by the shoulder and shoves me forward to walk. To this I try to run for it, at the same time, Wanda having already read my thoughts lifted one hand in the air and with red wisps of magic she whispers a meek “sorry detka” before putting me to sleep

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my body shoots up from its sleeping state, I run my hands up and down my face in attempt to make sense of what happened. Upon removing my hands from my face I am faced with a new surrounding. A one I’ve never seen before. This makes me panic, I shoot out of the bed only to notice I’m not in my own clothing, I now sport a beige shirt and grey joggers bottoms. I walk out of the room to see a living room, the blonde and the redhead from earlier are playing some bored game on the table whilst a blonde haired man is sat on the sofa playing over watch on the Xbox, the first person to notice my presence is Wanda who walks over with a bottle of water, extending her arm out for me to take said water, I take it and thank her by nodding my head. “Where are we?” I say, voice groggy from whatever spell Wanda cast upon me, “come on, let’s go sit down and I’ll explain it to you love” Wanda states calmly as she guides me back to the room I woke up in. Upon sitting on the bed with Wanda I feel myself calm down. “oh shoot, wait here I forgot something” she says with a little bit of a sad smile as she runs out of the room, returning seconds later with a first aid box. She sits on the bed, throwing the box in between the both of us, she then opens it, grabbing the bandage “can I have your arm please” she says calmly. I slowly put my arm out for her to grab, she grabs a sterile wipe before gently patting the blood off my arm, whispering soft nothings into my ear as i whimper and whine about the pain, she eventually stops and water is now pouring from my eyes, she wipes the tears from my cheeks with her thumb “we’re nearly done now” she then grabs the bandage she got out before, she throws out the packaging and wraps my arm.

after being bandaged up and being allowed permission to go outside by carol, I sit on the balcony of the fancy safe house, I pull out a box of cigarettes, lighting them, taking a lot of draws from the tiny ‘cancer stick’ as my best friend would call it. I think back to days before. Me and my new friend group smoking in the smoking shelters of college, them comforting me silently as they continue to have their normal conversations while I tag along. Being broken out of my thoughts I feel a presence behind me “those will kill you” she says “so?” I blankly state back to her, not moving to look at her, she sits next to me. “I’m Carol” she states “I know the space cadet, yes?” I say with a hint of sarcasm in my voice, to this she laughs. Me and Carol sit on the balcony for a few hours, she seems cool but that doesn’t mean my walls will go down for her. Or anyone.

Hiiiiii guys, this is a part two,, suggested by @natashaswife4125 thankyou for asking for another part,, I hope this is good <3

QUEEN POSTED GUYS 💁‍♀️

Seeing Double

Capri Donahue x Jos Cleary-Lopez x fem! reader

Warnings: MDNI, smut— group sex, oral, fingering, toy use, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, orgasm denial, squirting, slight degradation, pet names(all reader receiving), dacryphilia(Jos), face-sitting(Capri)

In which, Capri’s birthday surprise for reader has her seeing double…literally.

Hearing the familiar jingle of keys, your head flicked up to look at the door as you tossed your phone aside. Capri was finally home from work— after nearly three months of being on set for most of her days to film a movie. You knew they wrapped filming last night and that she’d be home today, right on time for your birthday.

“Hi, honey. I’m home.” Capri pushes the front door open, “I brought someone with me.”

“Oh— I’m not dressed for comp—”

“Oh, she doesn’t care, right Jos?”

Still flustered, despite her assurance, Jos walks in. You stopped in your tracks like moose in the headlights. “Jos— this is Jos? Capri, is this some kind of sick joke?”

Capri bit back a smirk, “She was my stunt double for the movie. Freaky, huh? I thought about what you said awhile ago, about how one of your fantasies was to have a threesome. Then, well…”

“You’re here discussing something I told you in private with a co-worker— or friend, sorry.”

“I mean, she’s okay with it.” Capri shrugs, “That’s why she’s here. I know you’d like it, I’d be willing to try it. And if you do want it—”

As she spoke, your mind wanders, gaze falling between Capri and then Jos. Little by little, you were fantasising about what this night could lead to. Feeling a hot flash, you swallowed thickly, leaned closer and grabbed her wrist, “Let’s do it.” You whispered into her ear. Capri picks you up and your legs bracketed her sides. She crashes her lips onto yours, tenderly but equally as eager as you were. Jos trailed after the two of you, shutting the bedroom door while Capri set you down on the mattress. “What’s in that bag?” You ask her breathlessly as she was very impatiently yanking your clothes off of your body.

“Show her, Jos.” Capri grins, sticking her tongue in your mouth to explore each and every little bit of it. The girl poured the contents onto the bed, but now you couldn’t see it because of how you were lying down. “Toys.” Capri chuckles lowly, reaching back to a vibrating egg. Swiftly, she turned it on and spread you open to slide it in. You groan, slightly taken aback by how fast she was going. Before you knew it, Jos was lying next to you while Capri attacked you with kisses, pinching your nipple between her fingers. You seethed, they laughed. “Aw, already, baby?” Capri teased, finger tracing your jaw as she relocated herself to your jaw and neck. You squirm, a pathetic little whimper falls from your lips. Then she pulls away, just straddling you as she watched your face contort. She and Jos shared a look, then she slid her way down to the juncture between your thighs while Jos took her place. You gave Jos a nod of approval before she proceeded to kiss you, a hand groping your breast at the same time to make you—

“Fuck!” You yelled, feeling Capri randomly pressing down on your clit with the tip of a vibrator forcefully. Your hands that were gripping the sheets beneath you were now trailing along Jos’ back, to keep her from moving away. She doesn’t resist but kisses you back with the same desire. “y/n, open up.” Capri’s hands massaged your thighs, as if to coax them to spread open. And you did, doing as she asked. You feel her pull out the egg, her two fingers entering you in the next second and Jos capturing your peaked pink nipple into her mouth, swirling her tongue around the tip. “Ah, fuck.” You licked your lips, gnawing onto the bottom one.

Capri went at a relaxed pace, and you didn’t like it. You wanted her to go faster, but she didn’t want to do that. Wanting nothing more than teasing you and making you whine all night long. “Capri…” You whimpered. “What, baby?” She coos, fingers beginning to pull out of your heat. “Don’t stop.” You begged desperately, “Don’t stop.” Your head was thrown back reflexively to allow Jos easier access to it and feeling her wetness through her shorts— on your core, was not helping your neediness.

“Jos~ You wanna open her up with the strap?” Capri suggested, holding onto the harness.

“Gladly.” Jos climbs off of you, leaving your lips lonely. You cried in frustration, urging Capri to slid up next to you while Jos got undressed and put the harness on.

“What’s wrong, pretty girl? You want me to cuff your hands together?” She brushes the hair out of your face, watching you breathe raggedly, licking and biting down on your lips while you squirmed uncomfortably.

You shook your head vigorously, telling her no. Your voice was shaky as it would when you wanted to cry. And you did want to cry, you were frustrated and vulnerable in front of not one but two people. Including a stranger. You then felt a dip in the mattress by your legs— Jos. Kneeling before your cunt in between your open legs. “So hot.” Jos grumbled, “Are we making you cry, babe? You can’t wait anymore can you?”

Capri gives you a sickeningly sweet smile before roughly squeezing the fuck out of your tits. Tears fell from your eyes, somehow making them more worked up. Especially Jos. “Can I sit on your face, baby? Think you can fuck me with your tongue and make me come all over your pretty little face?” Capri asks. You said yes, immediately. She thought for a moment before climbs onto you, her ass in your face and her face in your cunt. She spread your lower lips open, allowing Jos to push the strap into you while Capri sucked on your clit. You cursed aloud, hands finding their way onto Capri’s ass cheeks and grabbed them before you licked a stripe up from her tight hole to her clit. She chuckles against your clit, making you moan. You feel the tip of the shaft, then Capri telling Jos to go for it, “She can take it. Right, y/n?”

“Yes.” You scoffed, “Just fuck me, fuck me however you want.”

Capri showed her displeasure but sitting even closer to your face, nearly smothering you. At the same time, the entire length was pushed into you. You yelled, the volume muffled by Capri’s ass and cunt on your face as you lapped at her folds. “Princess, I swear to God, I will tie your hands up if you keep this attitude up. That or I’ll shove your underwear into your mouth to shut you up.” Her words were threatening, but her tone was sweet. It was neither this nor that, making you a flustered mess beneath them while you were finding it harder than ever to keep at your task of fucking Capri with your mouth. A whine was all you could manage after what she said. Jos picked up her pace after hearing what Capri had just told you, walking the arousal spilling out of you, your cunt glistening because of their doings. Your breathing hitches when Jos hit a particularly deep spot, causing your mouth to stop its movements. Capri didn’t even allow you a second before she slapped your pussy, you grabbed her ass cheeks tighter on reflex, “Fuck you.” She pinches your clit, “That, you are. Keep going, baby.”

Rubbing circles on the bundle of nerves with her hand, and Jos relentlessly impaling you nonstop, your arousal builds up to its highest point so quickly. You could barely process a thing, and were only dragged back into reality when you feel Capri’s muscles tensing around your tongue, so you removed it. To spite her. She smacks you again, wanting you to suffer a little. And see you squirm. Jos slowed down to a halt and pulls out.

“Make me cum.” She demanded. “Make me or Jos is going to pull out right now so you can’t.”

Obviously intimidated, you reattached your lips around her clit and sucked it repeatedly. Your tongue lapping up her juices that were dripping down your chin, giving it a glaze. You alternated between two techniques and it wasn’t long before you felt the erratic clenching and pulsing of her walls and clit. Capri comes undone, filling up your mouth with her cum that you swallowed. You had to because otherwise you’d just choke to death underneath her as she kept filling you up. Your tongue carries on poking her to a point of overstimulation— you wanted her to beg you to stop. You wanted it. After all she’s been putting you through so far with Jos. “Say please, Capri.” You chuckled against her heat. She lets out a high pitched whine, still unwilling to give in. “I’ve been holding it in, Capri. If I let go, both of you will be soaked and you know it.”

She doesn’t give you a verbal response but took the chance to climb off you. Once she was laid next to you, she attacks your mouth with hungry kisses, cleaning off her cum from your mouth, chin and jaw. She sucked at a sensitive spot in the crook of your neck mercilessly, forcing you to make the noise they wanted to hear. “Make all the noise you want, y/n. I could never be so cruel to my baby…moan for me, birthday girl. I wanna hear it. All of it. Let me hear just how good we’re making you feel.” Your body takes her words as the cue to finally open up and let those noises be heard. The coil in your core re-tightens as Jos picked up her pace again, stopping the languish speed that kept you just stimulated enough.

With that and Capri fondling with your breasts like they were stress balls, your back arched off the mattress and you unraveled feeling every single sensation intensely: the clenching of your walls, the achey pulsing, Capri pinching and twisting your nipples, Capri staring right at your face through it all, Jos pounding into you endlessly poking at your g-spot— maybe deeper. You feel a new wave of something build up in your core, and seconds later it just gushes out of you. You could feel it too. “Keep going. Give me another one.” Capri kisses you sweetly, caressing your cheek, “Can you give me another one, princess? Just one more?”

“Yes.” You responded through a cry because Jos had also gotten the cue from a flick of Capri’s finger to enter you again. “Fuck!” You panted, back arching even harder this time around. Jos tried to hold you back, but Capri fought to do it. “Oh— oh, my God. Oh, my God—” There was no holding back from you— the tears, the moans, the screams. Capri’s weight was on your abdomen, forcing an intense high to course through your body. You convulsed, crying as you came down from it. She shushed you, whispering sweet words into your ears. “That’s it, baby…that’s it. You’re okay. Look at you, so gorgeous. You did great.”

You pushed yourself to sit up, finally coming face to face with Jos. Capri lets out a laugh in disbelief, “Oh my fucking God, Jos— she actually made you cum without even doing anything? Wow.”

You clamped your legs shut as the sobriety begins to hit. “Um— tha—thank you- I- that was…good.” You grabbed a random corner of the blanket and just hoped that it’d cover you up. Capri rolls over, laying flat on her stomach as she captures your lips into her own, “Happy birthday.”

“Oh, yeah. For sure.” You grinned, kissing her back.

“I love you.” Capri cups your cheek, “So much, baby.”

“I love you, too, Capri.” You answered earnestly. Then you followed her gaze which landed on Jos. You and Capri shared a glance, “What do you say we…get in the shower, get ourselves cleaned up and take care of Jos?”

You looked at Jos who was removing the harness. She stops, eyes meeting yours. “Take care of…me?”

“Yeah, we can’t just let you go home without ‘returning the favour’.” Capri giggles. “You up for it?”

Jos shrugs, “I’ve got all night.”

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Mystery man

This is a female reader x bucky barnes story

This is my first time writing a one shot please enjoy

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The sun is shining through my baby pink cotton curtains as jarvis announces the time "6:30 Miss y/n, you have breakfast scheduled for 7:00 accompanied with Mr Hogan, followed by training at 8:00 with your new instructor mr barnes".

Ah yes the Mystery man that all the shield agents seem to be obsessed by Mr Barnes the fearless soldier. Guess today we can put a name to a face.

I rolled out of bed slowly dragging myself to the joint bathroom i share with tessa shes also an agent but also the closest thing i have to family. We enrolled into the academy together and since then we have been as close as ever. I pick up my tooth brush take off its protective cap and put some toothpaste on. While brushing my teeth tessa makes an appearance brushes her hair.

" whats your schedule?" I ask her while spitting out toothpaste

"Ive got a meeting with Hill at 7:00 and then me and a few other agents have a mission with Rogers at noon, what about you?" she answers

"Breakfast with Hogan and training with Barnes"

"Omg u get to train with Barnes im so jealous, however ive heard hes ruthless so good luck"

I leave her in the bathroom closing my door behind me. I walk over to my vanity and pick up my hair brush and put my hair into double dutch braids while applying some sun cream and day cream on to my face. Gotta keep my young looking face i think then i smile at my self in the mirror and say you can do this.

I walk to breakfast and was automatically greeted by happy who was waiting for me in the kitchen. He talked me through security details while we had some lovely raisin weetabix.

I stand up from the table and place my dish and spoon in the sink and turned to face happy.

"Ive got to go now i need to meet Barnes" he nodds and i walk down the corridor and took a left.

I walked into the gymnasium there was a sparing place in the middle of the floor which was surrounded by multiple various different gym equipment.  In the middle of the floor stood a man around 6ft tall, dark slick back hair, muscular and one strange noticeable feature... a metal arm.  Oh and one other thing hes incredibly gorgeous no wonder everyone was so obsessed.

"You are y/n i assume" he questioned

"Thats correct sir"

"Dont call me sir i feel old, call me barnes... now lets see what u got"

He made me run lap around the hall, lift weights and occasionally fight each other. It felt like hours had passed.

"Im fed up, im not doing anymore" i refuse and drop to the floor.

He looks down at me in amusement

"You have only been training for an hour u still have another hour left. Now get up" he says that last part more stern than pervious.

"No i cant move, you cant make me do something if i cant move"

Tension starts to pick up

" get up off your lazy arse right now and give me another 10 laps" he said fury burning within his eyes

"Make me"

We stared deeply in one anothers eyes both with hatred flowing through us. He walks closer towards me causing him to tower over more. I stan up so the height difference wasnt so great but he still seemed to tower over me. We stared intently into each others souls both of us not wanting to break away first to give the other the delight of winning.

A slight smirk forms across his face and he reaches out for my arm while im stille distracted by his ocean blue eyes. He flips me on the floor and pins me down. Still not breaking eye contact. 

"20 laps now"

I can tell that me and metal man are going to have lots of fun...

WRITE PLEASE (this is peer pressure) WRITE WRITE WRITE

okay but question is :

Me : …

My friend: “yk who you look like rn?”

Me : “DONT you dare”

Her : “Janis”

Me : …”stfu”

An example of a conversation me and my friend had while drunk and walking around

Also THIS PHOTO DOES NOT DO MY HAIR JUSTICE, WHERE DID THE TEAL HAIR GO WHY IS IT BLACK WTF

i’ve been waiting for this moment and it was glorious