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The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though

this post is currently common rarity. in 5 minutes though I'm going to edit this post to be shiny, limited edition foil. I'll edit it back to normal one minute later so best of luck getting yourself a shiny copy

😁😁THEY RETURNED. BEARD MARVIN IS NOW CANNON

i say this in all seriousness, a great way to resist the broad cultural shift of devaluing curiosity and critical thinking is to play my favorite game, Hey What Is That Thing

you play it while walking around with friends and if you see something and don't know what it is or wonder why its there, you stop and point and say Hey What Is That Thing. and everyone speculates about it. googling it is allowed but preferably after spending several minutes guessing or asking a passerby about it

weird structures, ambiguous signs, unfamiliar car modifications, anything that you can't immediately understand its function. eight times out of ten, someone in the group actually knows, and now you know!

a few examples from me and my friends the past few weeks: "why is there a piece of plywood sticking out of that pond in a way that looks intentional?" (its a ramp so squirrels that fall in to the pond can climb out) • "my boss keeps insisting i take a vacation of nine days or more, thats so specific" (you work at a bank, banks make employees take vacation in long chunks so if youre stealing or committing fraud, itll be more obvious) • "why does this brick wall have random wooden blocks in it" (theres actually several reasons why this could be but we asked and it was so you could nail stuff to the wall) • "most of these old factories we drive past have tinted windows, was that just for style?" (fun fact the factory owners realized that blue light keeps people awake, much like screen light does now, so they tinted the windows blue to keep workers alert and make them work longer hours)

been playing this game for a long time and ive learned (and taught) a fuckton about zoning laws, local history, utilities (did you know you can just go to your local water treatment plant and ask for a tour and if they have a spare intern theyll just give you a tour!!!) and a whole lot of fun trivia. and now suddenly you're paying more attention when youre walking around, thinking about the reasons behind every design choice in the place you live that used to just be background noise. and it fuckin rules.

man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

knives out 4 should be set in a papal conclave and every time they elect a new pope he keeps getting murdered. black smoke white smoke black smoke white smoke the crowd goes huh?? they have to make benoit blanc a cardinal to get him inside the room and he insists on bringing his husband, because they were on vacation in rome when this all started and phillip wanted to see the sistine chapel but it got closed for conclave. to use himself as bait benoit has to get elected pope. except then he catches the murderer before he can get murdered and now he's stuck as pope. gay married pope, oops! is this anything

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

guys just started yellowjackets this is really scratching my hannibal itch.

“man i’m glad none of my irl friends can see the shit i post on tumblr”

then i remember

the one

fyi things like insulin, hearing aids, wheelchairs, glasses costing money at all is a form of structural ableism

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

everything eats and is eaten, time is fed

INGYDAR – ADRIANNE LENKER

bless

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

I wish you all a happy Neil banging out the tunes day

Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

I haven’t seen anyone make a Dead Poets Society meme like this yet, so I made one :)

bill finn's work has truly changed my life. he is by far one of the greatest composers of our time. his ability to so honestly write about the human experience is incredible. he has created so many heartbreakingingly beautiful pieces about love, loss, family, and identity. falsettos has been my favorite musical for years, i truly cherish it and hold it so close to my heart. what bill has done for the queer and theatre community is nothing short of groundbreaking. hearing of his passing has been absolutely devastating. wishing peace to his friends and family. may his memory be a blessing♡

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

William Finn's ability to write about human imperfection was so sincere, profound and succinct. It has not and will likely not ever be replicated. I am reminded of such simple lyrics like

'This here is love, when we're talking face to face' or 'God only knows too soon I'll remember your faults, meanwhile though it's tears and schmalz'

He is, to me, the composer that best understood the humanity that lies in making mistakes.

Missing those star crossed faggots today . Sned post