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my mom sold me to the TODOROKI FAMILY?!

thick muscle my beloved… like the kind that’s bulking up and carb loading, the kind you can sink your fingers into, the kind that’s all puffy and covered in a layer of fat, the kind you can lay your head on, the kind that’s not shredded but soft and pillowy and big and BULGING……

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

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So the shower perch fell off the wall today and Mia got a bit more water than she bargained for

thisis so cool

Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote

Duolingo should include a gacha so you can win images of anime boys

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

"how would YOU fix the medical system then 😡" im 17 years old

dash simulator

it’s tuesday which means tonight is ketamine night

i need to cum in that guy so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

transfem hannibal lecter

Gerard way 2003 📸 by justin borucki

bought a screwdriver today

he's next

Your daily dose of cat memes

mizumono deleted scene

big fan of repetition in poetry. like hell yeah say that shit again

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

Trying to find something to motivate myself and I found this little line from Van Gogh

Overly Honest Methods in science.

pooping isnt funny....

Fuck yourself asshole

Mr krabs can I go home please

Sir