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Excited for this outcome. Especially because Tumblr is so English-centric, even though a lot of people are not native speakers.

As always, reblog for a bigger sample size.

Put the actual language you write in in the tags!

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

My girlfriend got the philosopher's kidney stone, turns my cum into gold :D

She Visita my Interiora Terrae until she Rectificando Invenies my Occultum Lapidem

thick muscle my beloved… like the kind that’s bulking up and carb loading, the kind you can sink your fingers into, the kind that’s all puffy and covered in a layer of fat, the kind you can lay your head on, the kind that’s not shredded but soft and pillowy and big and BULGING……

BECOME UNFOLLOWABLE

And with your help we can make it 100%.