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"if you give people menstrual leave they will abuse of it to take days off" hell yeah baby!!!! lie to your boss! tell them youre on your period and get some holidays! tell them your period lasts 15 days and you need all of them off! work less and earn more! lets fucking gooooo!!!!!!!!!!

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

you did not kudos? you left the fic without a reblog? oh! oh! jail for reader! jail for reader for One Thousand Years!

BECOME UNFOLLOWABLE

SAFE PLACE - YUJI ITADORI.

After a busy day you are finally in Yuji's arms.

Holding you tight while one of his hands keeps caressing your hair. Whispering reassuring words while you sob hidden in the hollow of his neck.

In the last week, everything has happened to you, to the point of collapsing into a complete state of exhaustion.

Fortunately, your boyfriend is there to offer you a safe place, listening to you and always offering you a shoulder to lean on.

“ It will be all right, I promise. ”

He murmured placing a gentle kiss on your forehead, looking into your eyes and showing you one of his amazing smiles. Kissing your tears away, sweetly caressing your cheeks.

“ I know it’s not an easy period but it will get better. Everything will find its place. We will find a solution together, you will never be alone as long as I’m here. “

He said, rocking you gently, moving a lock of hair behind your ear and placing a small kiss on your pretty lips.

“ Let it all out, I'm here with you. “

Yuji hugged you, caressing your back with his gentle fingers until your heart calmed down. Almost making you fall asleep on his chest, not losing sight of you even for the smallest moment.

Filling you with attention and caresses, whispering to you how special you are to him. How much you are worth, knowing that you’ll be able to deal with everything. He’d never leave your side, now or ever.

You two will go through it all together, good and bad.

©️ venjras.

Yeah, uh, we showed your boyfriend a series of human shaped holes. Yeah he, uh, found one made exactly for him. He did go in the hole. It goes all the way through the other side but it, uh, it slowly distorts shape as he goes through, so that it physically reforms his bones. Yeah, he's gonna come out the other side a little squiggly guy. Sorry

dick around tbh

literally i think it is so funny when i meet someone who was raised by liberal parents in a non religious household like i love you but what on earth did you do as a kid

My girlfriend got the philosopher's kidney stone, turns my cum into gold :D

She Visita my Interiora Terrae until she Rectificando Invenies my Occultum Lapidem