Mothers Day Cards: Hey Queen 👸😋! Thank You For Cooking 🍳 And Cleaning 🧽🧹🧺 And Shopping

"ummm, you MIiight want to plug in your PC...". what a fucking reddit ass stupid grammar marvel movie sounding bullshit stupid comment. kill yourself Micro Soft. More like "Migght want to go soft". Fuck you

These movies made me who I am

me: it seems to me that if the door is the cathedral's pussy, then the archivolts are its labia. wouldnt you agree, your excellency?

catholic bishop i cornered on his way to his car: the next time i pray i will ask god to kill you with lightning bolts

future gays are gonna be writing posts like "oh to be a young touch starved gay from 2020, stuck in quarantine, unburdened by social interactions but longing for the embrace of my love"

oh man i gotta pee so bad they must have laced this drink with glass of water

death and the emperor!

what are y’all’s tarot birth cards?

mine are the tower and the chariot

Confession:

I used to think Jerma was a Tumblr hoax. Like Goncharov 1973. I don't know why. But yeah. I didn't think he was real! Honestly, still not sure if I believe he exists...