The Binge Read Is So Good But I Need To Wake Up In Five Hours So. TRUST This Will Be Dealt With

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People are calling women who read ‘spicy’ novels porn addicts on TikTok and when women responded “um. That’s not what addiction is.” People are going “the first symptom of addiction is denial” like okay buddy.

Build-A-Bear except it's Guillermo Del Toro making you a Monster Boyfriend.

"I don't want to be mean" me right before I say the cuntiest thing imaginable

(sorry for the long rant) the concept for obey me, as a game, is really creative. i love the individuality of each character, the whole ‘exchange student’ theme and the inclusion of the three realms. as you said in a previous post, the plot-line falls short, and i totally agree.

there was so much potential for character development and redemption for belphie, but it was all thrown away because ‘omg ur lilith’s distant grandchild?!’ it felt so lazy for the writers to resort to that explanation just so the story could move forward. i think obey me players as a collective would’ve enjoyed season one more if belphie tried to right his wrongs.

even in later seasons, mc’s death isn’t mentioned at all, and belphie doesn’t even seem remorseful about it. there’s not a crumb of character development from belphie, apart from him not being hostile towards mc, which i wouldn’t really call character development. personally, i think belphie’s writing is a huge downfall for the game and the main reason why not many players seem to like him.

as for the other brothers, mammon, beel, asmo and levi seemed to be the only brothers who truly cared about mc, mammon especially. lucifer was incredibly violent towards mc, and nearly killed them twice, until he found out that they were related to lilith. then everything was fine. satan wasn’t really interested in mc and was pretty indifferent towards them for the majority of the time, since he didn’t know lilith at all.

it really sucks knowing that a main reason why the brothers (excluding mammon, because he’s been our number one from the beginning) like mc is because of our relation to their deceased sister. no wonder there’s so many angst fics about the brothers using us as a replacement for lilith.

i have no comments bc this perfectly sums up this whole discussion! thank you, nonnie! very well said!

asmo looks so soft in comparison to the others i like it 🥰

also why is the old man shredded. how are you shredded solomon. you’re ancient. where are your pact marks. so many questions…

WOWOWOWOW i’m so honored- thank you 🥺😘

hey, doll! if you don’t mind doing both bnha and haikyuu, my emojis are 💖✨💀🍃✌️ -thank you :))

I match you up with: Suna and Sero!

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Malleables sketches

frighteningly accurate, even. laezel “githyanki would slice you from navel to neck” and karlach “if i’m ever not here to cover it, you leave your left flank wide open”

fucking weirdos (endearingly)

the tadfools + text posts

Nightbringer lesson 7 fanart I’m still laughing, Solomon is so hecking chaotic I love him.

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THIS IS THE CUTEST CLOWNERY- 🤡🥺

“Cover me in badges of your love.” where reader is the innocent angel of the class and some students of class 1A overhears kaminari say it and rush in only to see reader covering him in heart stickers all like ???? at their intrusion 😭😭

a/n: this is so so so adorable i love this zappy zappy boy with my whole ass heart 😭 I also changed it from stickers to temporary tattoos so i hope that’s fine mik LOL also this is more platonic but i guess if you squint it could be romantic this is also my first full fic for bnha ahahaha im ⁿᵉʳᵛᵒᵘˢ

paring: kaminari x reader 

badges of your love

Empty. The usually bustling common room of your dorm hall was empty as you walked down the stairs to bid your friends a good morning. Clutching your pad of temporary tattoos to your chest, you looked around hoping to find someone. Where did they all go? you wondered, a puzzled look on your face.

“They all went out to grab snacks and stuff for our movie marathon tonight. I told them I’d stay here to let you know when you finally woke up,” a voice spoke up, causing you to jump and turn around to see who it was. Standing before you in a white t-shirt and black sweats was class 1a’s resident flirt, Denki Kaminari.

“They didn’t want to wait so we could all go together?” He looked at you with a stare that seemed to scream are you crazy?!??!

“Uhhh y/n it’s two in the afternoon… We tried waiting for you but you never came down so they decided to head out but Midoriya said he’d grab some of the snacks you like.”

“Oh oopsie?” you squeaked out, heat rising to your cheeks, feeling embarrassed that your terrible sleep schedule caused everyone to wait for you.  

“Sooooo what do you have in your hands there?” he questioned, eying the pad of tattoos you had in your hands.

“They’re temporary tattoos! I found them last night when I was cleaning my room and wanted to put some on you guys today!” you exclaimed, moving closer to the blonde boy to show him the tattoo designs.

“These are all heart designs y/n. I don’t think some of our friends want these on them,” he laughed, peering over your shoulder as you flipped through the pad.

“Yeah I know but I was hoping I could convince some of them by choosing the smaller ones and putting it somewhere not that noticeable.” Kaminari let out a small laugh at your plan to put temporary hearts on your classmates, imagining Bakugou with a girly heart design somewhere on his body.  

“Hmmm mind putting some on me right now while we wait for them to come back?” You turned your head to the side to see Kaminari smiling back at you, waiting for your response. You give him a small smile and nod your head quickly, telling the boy to go sit on the couch while you run into the kitchen to grab a pair of scissors and a wet washcloth.

Clutching the scissors and the pad of tattoos in one hand and the damp washcloth in the other, you walk back into the common room to see Kaminari sitting crossed legged on the couch. You take a seat on the couch next to him, pulling your legs underneath you so that you can face him properly.

“Okay which one do you want?” you ask him, holding the pad of tattoos out to him.

“Surprise me y/n!” he exclaims as he flashes you a bright toothy smile. You smile back at him and start cutting out a heart that you think Kaminari would like.

As you’re delicately cutting out the design, Kaminari turns on the tv to play some music as background noise. Humming to the song quietly, you scoot a little closer to the boy to place the first tattoo on his right shoulder. The two of you sit there in silence as you softly dab the temporary tattoo with the washcloth to transfer it onto his skin.

“You know you have a lot of tattoos there, you might as well just cover me in as many as you want!” he states looking down at you, your hand holding the washcloth stops and hovers in midair at what he says.

“Are you sure? You wouldn’t mind people seeing you with hearts everywhere?” you give him a questioning look, head tilting slighting to the side.

“It’s the weekend! No one will see it besides our friends so it doesn’t matter to me!” You just smile at his statement, moving away from him to eagerly start cutting out more heart designs as he sits there and watches you in anticipation.

Time seems to pass by quickly as the two of you make conversation together while you cut out designs and place more and more temporary tattoos onto his delicate skin. As you start putting tattoos on his face, you lean closer to him as you sit on your knees.

“Cover me in badges of your love,” he teasingly says as you place a heart on his right cheek to match with the heart you placed on his left cheek moments before. As you’re about to open your mouth to reply to his cheeky comment, the front door bursts open. Both of your heads snap quickly towards the door to see your friends all standing there.

“Uhhh what’s going on in here?” Sero whistles, a smirk evident on his face, thinking he caught the two of you in a compromising position.

You give Kaminari a puzzled look then turn to your friends. “I’m covering Denki in temporary heart tattoos. Do you want some too?”