THIS IS SO CUTE, Literally Just What I Needed Right Now. I Love This So Much, Tsukki Being Soft Is One

i can’t do this anymore–

saiki kusuo i know you can hear me, come pick me up & get me out of here. put me in a different reality please

frighteningly accurate, even. laezel “githyanki would slice you from navel to neck” and karlach “if i’m ever not here to cover it, you leave your left flank wide open”

fucking weirdos (endearingly)

the tadfools + text posts

This one I found on r/funny

My First Year of College

tw: existential crisis vibes, school problems, heavy drinking, marital issues, suicidal ideation

my first year of college has said a lot about what’s best for me in my life path. my first semester i spent on campus, came away with a 3.57 GPA and got on the dean’s list. I made a few good friends and got to be responsible for myself. my mental health was a little wrecked, but who hasn’t been feeling that?

my second semester I came home because of COVID, but it destroyed the only mental stability I had. I am walking away with a term GPA of around 1.9; cumulatively that is a GPA a little above a 2.7 (i think). i barely did any work, worrying about my mom’s heavy drinking, my stepdad being away for work all the time, the weird tension in their marriage, and my siblings who obviously are confused. on top of all that the constant criticism from my less immediate family pushed me further into a downward spiral. this is the first time i genuinely believed dying is a better option than doing anything else (i would never attempt anything, but i’m not actively living either).

i’m going to try to apply to other colleges far from here & transfer, but paying for college by myself (and not getting support because fafsa is awful) is just adding to my negative negative spiral. financial insecurity is always a huge hindrance from experiencing anything, and i don’t know what to do anymore.

this is a mephistopheles stan account and i wholeheartedly agree with all of this

Thoughts on the three new characters? 👀👀

alright alright alriiiiiight

thirteen is hot as hell, not gonna lie. her striking eyes and colorful hair, it's just— *chefs kiss* i'm so glad we finally have a female love interest for the game and it makes my lil gay heart so happy ^-^

raphael... i am so sorry but i can't get over how similar him and mammon look. i know they have drastically different behaviors and raph is an angel and all buT yeah :c i think they could've done more to differentiate their designs

finally.. drum roll, please. m e p h i s t o p h e l e s !!! he is fine as fuck. purple hair? gorgeous. gloves? impeccable. the fact that he reports gossip for a living and made those dialuci stickers? PHENOMENAL. i need his dick down my esophagus asap

me WHENNNNN

who else has bad circulation and forever cold hands like tendou 🙌

my little scrunkly

Little bit of magic💫

unironically people need to learn to say “they haven’t done anything wrong i just find them annoying”

this made ME smile omg

he picks up his phone on the first ring, ‘yes sweetheart? did you already reach? where are you?’

‘i’m almost there ken but i think i’m gonna need a minute or two to recover’

concern flooded his mind ‘recover? what happened-‘

‘i just saw the most beautiful man ever!’ you squeal through the phone.

what.

‘he’s drop dead gorgeous ken! and he’s not even doing anything, he’s just- standing there’ you sigh dreamily.

‘oh my god ken, his jaw is so chiseled i could grate cheese on it’ your squealing continues.

‘my love, what are you talking about?’

were you being serious right now? was his jaw not chiseled enough to grate cheese? was he not gorgeous?

why were you calling him, your dear boyfriend, to gush about some man guy?

‘and he’s in this light blue dress shirt which you already know is my personal weakness’

wait. oh.

just then, a small smile makes its way on to his face.

‘ken ken ken he just smiled! i think it might be my favourite smile ever! oh god, it’s so beautiful’ you’re swooning on the other side.

‘really? tell me more’ he’s full on grinning now.

‘i could go on and on but you know what? i think i’m gonna shoot my shot and ask him out. i’ll let you know how it goes later. bye, i love you’ you hang up and he has to stop himself from laughing.

he pockets his phone when sees you crossing the road to get to him.

you throw a small wave at him ‘hey, i was on my way to see my boyfriend but then i saw you and you’re just so beautifully sculpted and i decided that i’d rather spend my life with you instead. what do you say?’

‘i’ll have to ask my girlfriend about that’

clicking your tongue ‘of course a guy like you is off the market’ you feign defeat ‘but i bet i’m more prettier than her’

his eyes scan you from top to bottom ‘you’re ok i guess’

scoffing ‘gee ken thanks a lot. what’s the harm in playing along for a little bit?’ you pout, making him snicker.

you and your antics never fail to amuse him.

you feel his arms wrap around you then and pull you to his chest as you melt into him.

‘i’m not lying. my girl is the prettiest’ he says.

‘and i wasn’t either, you really do have a jaw for grating cheese’

(rblogs appreciated🤘🏼)

he’s a sweetie. my happy little good time boy

Krobus is enjoying the new waterfalls...