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he would love howl’s flouncy little jacket

Solomon as Howl 😚😚😚😚😋😋😋😋

actually the funniest fucking tags i’ve seen in a while. thank you nerd tumblr

After that conversation on your blog about Astarion smelling like "warm meat" and his in-game line about wearing rosemary and bergamot perfume, I have been struck by the thought of him and Drow going to a slightly fancier inn than usual on their travels, and being served pork roasted with rosemary and lemon, and Drow getting ALL kinds of weird about it.

(he's probably even more weird about having it cold in sandwiches the next day)

If by "weird" you mean full of cannibal rizz.

THE NOISE I MADE SEEING THIS 😭 SO GORGEOUS HOLY SHIT

She came to him with a broken heart; little did he know that fixing it would bond theirs both together to the hells and back… oh yes, i did that

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GUH-

my word. this had me patting my damp brow with a handkerchief it got me so good

Sylus is for the ones who want security

Sylus is for the ones whose feet always seem to find the cracks in the pavement, who always seem to stumble over themselves as they try desperately to make something- a name for themselves, a conversation, a new relationship, a stronger existing one, anything- only to fail again and again.

Sylus is for the ones who find themselves holding up their hands as they watch them shake. Why you? Why was everything always on you? Why did you always have to make the effort, the connection, the fake-happy face to appease someone, just so that they might love you?

Sylus is for the ones who truly try, but have longed since reached the breaking point. Don't worry darling. Hide the cracks. If they're hidden, you surely can handle a little bit more disappointment. A little bit more 'being alone' no matter how hard you try. A little bit more on focusing on everyone else's needs while neglecting your own. Why are you breaking? Why are your pieces on the floor? Chin up, darling. It's only for a while longer. How much longer? Well, how much more do you have left to give?

Sylus is for the ones who sit wondering why. Why is there suddenly the foreign feeling of care, of love, of endearment? When everything has been 'nothing' for so long, how are you supposed to cope with 'anything' at all? Much less 'everything'? The stack of bills are paid, the cupboards no longer have ramen, rice, and beans. The texts come frequently, and your phone rings randomly whenever you cross someone's mind. When have you ever crossed someone's mind? And the clothes bought for you fit like a glove.

Sylus is for the ones who have given everything all of their life, who have found themselves desperate for connections that no one wants to make with them, who give their everything in exchange for more anxiety and demands at their expense.

Sylus is for the ones who want security.

struggles of being pansexual

i can’t walk by any cooking wear without feeling slightly uncomfortable

please, bed bath & beyond, i’m just trying to buy a ridiculously priced serving platter for my mom

(sorry for the long rant) the concept for obey me, as a game, is really creative. i love the individuality of each character, the whole ‘exchange student’ theme and the inclusion of the three realms. as you said in a previous post, the plot-line falls short, and i totally agree.

there was so much potential for character development and redemption for belphie, but it was all thrown away because ‘omg ur lilith’s distant grandchild?!’ it felt so lazy for the writers to resort to that explanation just so the story could move forward. i think obey me players as a collective would’ve enjoyed season one more if belphie tried to right his wrongs.

even in later seasons, mc’s death isn’t mentioned at all, and belphie doesn’t even seem remorseful about it. there’s not a crumb of character development from belphie, apart from him not being hostile towards mc, which i wouldn’t really call character development. personally, i think belphie’s writing is a huge downfall for the game and the main reason why not many players seem to like him.

as for the other brothers, mammon, beel, asmo and levi seemed to be the only brothers who truly cared about mc, mammon especially. lucifer was incredibly violent towards mc, and nearly killed them twice, until he found out that they were related to lilith. then everything was fine. satan wasn’t really interested in mc and was pretty indifferent towards them for the majority of the time, since he didn’t know lilith at all.

it really sucks knowing that a main reason why the brothers (excluding mammon, because he’s been our number one from the beginning) like mc is because of our relation to their deceased sister. no wonder there’s so many angst fics about the brothers using us as a replacement for lilith.

i have no comments bc this perfectly sums up this whole discussion! thank you, nonnie! very well said!

cant imagine having to wash the chalk off his pants after this one

Sledathon silliness

Anyone done this yet?

they did everything possible to make him kissable then immediately decided we should not be able to kiss him in most events 🥲

Blushing Barbatos is such an unfair game, I'm so weak to it. Just wanna kiss him without mercy.