Thanks Realalphasbechanginggenders, Thanks Goldie, I'll Try And Love My Hooves.

1,000,000,000,001 is divisible by twelve. Wank off.

100,000,001 is divisible by 17. Fuck you.

I feel I've reached my final form

I collect shiny things and my eyebags are really dark

I'm a raccoon.

Can someone make a mlm version? I need it for reasons-

goldfish yuri❤️

Sometimes I look at boys and think "dam, I wanna be a man" and realize I can, it'll just piss people off, then I remember I am and it pisses people off, then I remember I love pissing people off.

I'm not Christian but honestly the original Bible slaps so hard

I remember watching bipper content. Not because I liked the ship but because it was weird and kept me satisfied. Now I look at billford content because it's funny af.

i am so, so glad that we as a society seem to have moved on from bipper to billford

My turn next?

through sheer force of will I'm having an excellent day today

Santa gave me coal one year he's not in my top five anymore

I love santa he's easily in my top five

I swear to god I downloaded tumblr again like week ago tf

sometimes I use words and I don't actually know if they exist but then find out that it's like old english and I sounded smart