Tony's Right! Peter Isn't Ascending To Godhood! I Am!

why is

Banana Bread

spelt in blue and not orange

also yes

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

Is this girl math?

why does everything gotta cost $20

Santa gave me coal one year he's not in my top five anymore

I love santa he's easily in my top five

It's okay I just need it by Friday

I'm sorry, I need to borrow one of your lungs.

*borrows one of your lungs*

I'll give it back in a little bit. I think I already apologized but just in case I didn't I'm sorry

Tres urber? 🍔🍔🍔

dink 🥤

I'll get more gay if that's possible

I'm gonna get more bisexual.

I will!! I swear it!!!!

My mom called me her son

My friend gave me cheezits

My sister used my chosen name

(I'm a trans boy)

oh, so you're merry? you're joyous, and full of whimsy?? heh. then why don't you comment three delightful things that happened to you this past month. heh, I'll wait

Gormit should've made you leave the key

at first gromit afraid

gromit petrified

I'm not Christian but honestly the original Bible slaps so hard

you're cute and it's Wednesday

you're cute and it's tuesday