Virus*

man to be directly called pretty by fish

if you have not drank any water yet today, this is your daily reminder that you are so cute. You're so pretty. Don't let anyone let you think you aren't beautiful. keep sparkling on, superstar

So does every transmasc have back problems orrr

I mean people still do that they just work in the government or are in prison

one thing ancient civilizations got right was doing a fuckload of drugs and having visions. we need to bring that back

My mom called me her son

My friend gave me cheezits

My sister used my chosen name

(I'm a trans boy)

oh, so you're merry? you're joyous, and full of whimsy?? heh. then why don't you comment three delightful things that happened to you this past month. heh, I'll wait

I swear to god I downloaded tumblr again like week ago tf

I'm gonna be the BEST DAD

I can't wait to be a dad.

1,000,000,000,001 is divisible by twelve. Wank off.

100,000,001 is divisible by 17. Fuck you.

And a whole generation with way too large of a vocabulary for their age

ASOUE really had an entire generation of children writing coded letters to each other and losing their shit any time they spotted the initials V.F.D. anywhere

yeah it's chill

can i please post my Cars (2006) meme

I had a stroke reading that but thanks I think

So many people in the world are cute and kind and wonderful and looking at this post and looking at this post and they're looking at this post right now they're reading this post