Being Mutuals Is Like We’ve Never Talked But I Saw Your Vent Post And Do You Want Me To Kill That Person

The visions got so strong I had to put them on paper

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

I'm currently writing a lesbian pirate au of Sally face (it was kind of inspired by alabaster's au) and why tf did I make Travis a yearner.

My girl needs to write a poem (a scandalous one since it's a bit of a smut fic maybe), so that means that I have to write one.

This is the representation of how I feel writing the poem. (I love writing poetry occasionally, but I don't really do rhymes or follow a metric scheme so they turn out kinda shitty)

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

Little Mabel doodle from class

when fanfic authors say that they don’t decide what happens in the story that the characters make the decisions i imagine it like this:

writer: *sitting down* type type type type *squinting at the screen* type type type

writer: *gasp* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT…… type type type

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!