I’m A Menace That Is Confusingly Hot

hetalia is violently antisemitic and racist

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hey guys!! im one of the artists for this round

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Concerning the Twitter crash and burn, there's legit people encouraging others not to engage with creators trying to promote things so that Tumblr doesn't become commercialized, and I have to make something very clear:

A small creator who is encouraging people to interact with/share their stuff, trying to make their art/writing/etc known because they want a livable wage when they have NOWHERE ELSE they can turn to anymore and are trying to succeed in an internet that makes it near impossible for them is -never- gonna be the same thing as a celebrity shoving adds into your face to buy their newest clothing brand.

Don't encourage capitalism but do encourage the artists and writers that provide you most of their content for FREE and just want to pay bills like anyone else and already deal with being buried in the algorithm or having their art stolen and reposted.

We don't want adds or for this site to be monetized either, I assure you.

The devil walks into your work on a Thursday.

“Hi,” you say, “welcome to McDonalds.”

The devil clops up to the register, red eyes sliding from the cartoonish picture of Grimace, to the Coca Cola drying in the grout, to the ketchup stain on your pale blue button down.

“What can I get started for you today,” you prod when he continues to stare.

“Uh,” he says. “I came for your soul?”

Your smile slips for a moment before you can pin it back in place. Thank goodness your manager is on their lunch. “We don’t sell that, I’m sorry. Have you tried a Big Mac?”

“I know McDonald’s doesn’t sell souls,” the devil says. “Your parents sold your soul. Before you were born.”

“Oh,” you say. That would explain…a lot, actually. “Well. I’m at work, so…can you collect later?”

“I’m owed your soul on your 18th birthday,” he says.

“It’s my birthday today?” You glance at the register. “Wow. I forgot.”

“That is so fucking sad,” the devil says. He punched the bridge if his nose. “When is your shift over?”

“3am.”

“Jesus,” the devil says. He turns on his hoof. “I’m going to go buy you a cake or something.”

“Wow,” you say. You press a hand over your heart. “That—that actually would make my week.”

“And that’s sad,” the devil calls over his shoulder. “See you at 3!”

Now you have a reason to look forward to getting off work.

No you don’t understand. Im OBSESSED

hi :) i drew more of this hyper specific kpop au *dumps this at your feet like a dead mouse*

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If you’re looking for an all-inclusive, LGBTQ+ and POC gamer, look no further! I stream mainly first person shooters, but I’ve been known to play a good game like Elden Ring for a few hours!

just wanted to remind everyone it wasn't a drag queen performer who stomped on the col springs shooter, it was a trans woman. it's ok if you didn't know because details are still coming out regarding the tragedy.

this woman is a hero, though, so we should make sure to spread the proper information and not misidentify her now that we are aware.

twitter saying everything im thinking rn

every other month pewdiepie does something racist / bigoted and only the ppl effected are mad and his fans are like “he didn’t know any better” “he wasn’t serious” “he didn’t mean it” and then he doesn’t apologize and then everyone forgets and then the cycle repeats