More Normal Things

Maybe it's just my proximity to middle age, but for my money, Halsin is the most attractive romanceable character in BG3 by a mile. He's kind. He's courteous. He takes responsibility for his mistakes and undertakes to fix them without roping you into a bunch of drama about it and then goes on to help you save the world just because he likes you. He's a leader with a healthy ambivalence about leadership. He's effectively an eco-socialist with deep and abiding convictions about the treatment of the underprivileged, especially children. He is passionately romantic about you while also decrying the constraints and jealousies of compulsory monogamy. AND he's built like a brick shithouse and will fuck your brains out. I'm just not seeing what's not to love about this man.

May I request headcanons for Astarion, Gale, Wyll, and Halsin with shy gn s/o?

The boys with a shy gn!Reader is here!

You know me, there's a few notes mentioning sex in each companion, but it is mostly fluff! So in that case, MDNI

Astarion:

Probably teases you about how shy you are constantly.

Seems like the kind of guy to tease you in public, pinching you when he comes up behind you to hear you gasp. Enjoying the way your face heats up, envious of the fact your skin can still get hot.

Would also probably be very sweet about you not speaking up, I can see him as the kind of guy to stand up for you, regardless if you're shy or not. Type of man to be like “they asked for no pickles>:(“

If you get anxious when you're loud or have horrible social anxiety, he'd lay back on the teasing in front of people. Teasing in private though? Still on the table. Would love to whisper in your ear and watch you stammer about, trying to find the right words to say.

If you're still at camp, he'd try to get you to make loud noises during sex in his tent. Wants everyone to know he can make you make those noises.

If you make yourself a home with him after the Elder Brain, he'd still love to make you squirm and scream.

Gale:

I LOVE HIM

sorry, that slipped out.

Would probably be so nice about you being shy, speaking up for you when you need it. Hand on your arm or lower back to comfort you when you're speaking.

If you stammer a lot, he would be the most intense listener. Sitting and waiting and enjoying the way you get flustered. Giving you an almost teasing smile that's more genuine than teasing, but he just loves you so so much.

He probably loves to shower you in gifts. Especially if you speak up for yourself in any situation. You managed to tell someone off for being an asshole to you? He is giving you the prettiest piece of jewellery. If you don't wear jewellery, he'll buy you clothes.

Tara also probably loves that you're shy, she can talk your ear off and you can just sit and listen to her rambles. Gale loves watching you two get so close.

Not as teasing during sex as Astarion. But he does love if you make noise. He praises you the entire time, telling you how wonderful you are.

If you're not open to making noise, even during sex, he is totally fine with that. He jokes that he moans enough for the both of you (which may or may not be true).

Wyll:

The most gentlemanly boyfriend in the entire world. Yeah I said it.

Probably wouldn't tease you at all. He'd love that you're so shy and quiet. I can see him as someone who enjoys comfortable silence with each other, so make sure to grab a book or a hobby you can do with him because those will be some of your dates.

All the time, will do those little dances with each other. He knows you're shy so he'll stick to doing it in private. But, you know from his kiss animation, he will twirl you around and watch you giggle from his ministrations.

If he has his horns, I can see him trying to purposely bonk you on the head with them to watch you giggle. This man will do anything to make you laugh. He loves watching you be happy.

Also a gentleman in bed. Does anything and everything to make you feel good first. Again, would love it if you made noise during bed.

But I don't think he's purposely trying to get you to make noise. If you just don't want to, he'll still make sure you enjoy yourself.

I can see him being a little insecure if you're not as loud, wanting to make sure you felt good the entire time. Just make sure you reassure him because he's a sensitive one.

Halsin:

Halsin, Halsin, Halsin, where do I even start.

He would be soooo teasing if you were shy, not as much as Astarion though. He can see him as a mix of both the vampire and the wizard, wanting to tease you but giving you comfort with a hand on your shoulder.

I can see him absentmindedly braiding your hair (if your hair is long enough), that's another one of his ways that he comforts you. Your hair will always be littered with braids. Small or big.

Like Wyll, he enjoys the comfortable silence between the two of you. He likes to sit outside in nature and listen to the sounds of the day. The animals making noise, the creaking of branches, the wind that whistles, he loves it all. And he'd love to enjoy it all with you.

He is always so big, he can't help but stick up for you when you need it. It's like, in his gigantic nature.

He is just so big, it's hard for him to be gentle during sex. I have a feeling you'll probably end up making some noise with him no matter what. Halsin lives to please you. You will be screaming (or at least, moaning much louder than you would normally) by the end of the night with him.

He's a big ol' teddy bear. Give this man hugs at every moment of the day. If you get overwhelmed with people, hug this man. Your worries will slip away instantly.

gunnar hansen as leatherface THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE 1974 | dir. tobe hooper

Funky ART HC’S

Some ✨FUNKY✨ Art Headcanons:

This fucker has IBS I mean he shat his brains out (I feel his pain ngl🤡)

It’s a trade off to being ✨ImmOrTal✨

(Shi at least he has SOMETHING, I got NOTHING)

Art can also play the Kazoo at the professional level

You’ll be running from him and he’s doing the Gangnam style whilst ✨KaZoo✨ is in his mouth 😭

Also Penny, Jack and Art are besties the iconic trio we didn’t know we needed frfr

They try to force him to take a bath😭

He’s like a hissing cat

Art actually is good at keeping generally good hygiene but it has to be on his ✨OwN TeRmS✨

Also is a major pothead I don’t make the rules

Also he smells like nickels (it just seems fitting)

Honestly Satan has a hold on him and it only got worse after Art witnessed what he was contributing to

I feel like after the events of All Hallows Eve he descended more into madness

He has a short attention span you gotta *jingle jingle*

It’s all one big comedy to him, it’s all organized chaos🤪

Hes also obsessed with any and all popcorn he has tried every flavor at least once

Art also has a Dr Pepper ✨PrObLem✨

Like fr he will drop kick a child for one, he’s a fiend

Art also hopes somebody would try to mug him, he wants any chance to uno reverse with his ✨Mouse Ka Tool✨

SO…. Art the clown has taken this page by storm, I have to keep giving the ppl what they want. I never realized how many fans there are of Terrifier. I shall continue to write more slasher content as the spooky season progresses. Also I’m gonna go watch Terrifier 3 to get more ✨ConTent✨ also might show my Art cosplay here someday…anyways… TOODLES

Mavera (V)

Sorry

bro is not slick

HELLO HI, to people who were like "WHAT??!?" to my original post that said that halsin GROANS INTO THE KISS.

here you go :))

RAHHHHHHHHHHH THIS MAN HAS ME SO FERAL HGFJDHGKJFDHGKJFDHGKDFJH

Falling asleep on Daryl would include :

(Woooo more fluffy prompts! Awwww Daryl :3 Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original)

-Him being startled for a moment to feel your head on his shoulder and pushing you to the other side, only to realize it was you and grabbing you back

-Him feeling bad for his action earlier and just whispering apologies to you while stroking your hair as if to reassure you

-Him cupping your face and approaching you closer to his shoulder or sometimes even his neck to feel your warm breath on him

-Him tucking your hair away from your neck thinking it might be bother you and resting his hand there to comfort you

-Him always lowering the sound of the radio when he drives or telling the others to do so to avoid waking you up

-Him wondering if he should hold your hand, only to careful approach yours and slowly grab it

-Him sometimes just looking away from you to let you rest thinking that his gaze might bother you

-Him feeling your drool on him and just laughing, realizing how childish you are and jokingly telling you to close your mouth despite knowing you won’t hear him

-Him giving dirty looks to anyone around who doesn’t keep their voice down around you and just asking them sarcastically if they can’t see that you’re asleep

-Him letting himself get comfortable with you and slouching in the seat to let you rest on his chest before drifting to sleep

Tits out

Summary:From the moment you two met, your tits have been out

Type:Hcs:Nsfw: Halsin X M!Reader: Zevlor X M!Reader: Dammon X M!Reader: Astarion X M!Reader

Version:Bg3

!⚠️DNI! FEMALE READERS AND MINORS⚠️!

Zevlor

He hated how much he stared

His eyes instantly falling to your pecs as soon as your in sight

He gets so flustered by the thought of your pecs he'll just not look at you

Definitely fantasizes about laying on them, or playing with them

Just to slap himself back into reality and shake it off

If he ever got the chance, he's gonna be hesitant

But eventually he'll be groping your pecs and tugging at your nipple in no time

You might even get a bite or two if your lucky

He'll be super flustered about it later though, and will definitely punch your boob if you tease him too much

Astarion

If you ask him, it's hard not to look

Ever since you guys met he'd had his eyes on your pecs, especially during the colder days when your nips would harden

He isn't ashamed either, and will openly say stuff

Unlike Zevlor, he loves to stare

And the includes going out in fights with you, he gets more of a view

The moment he has a chance he's latching onto your nipples like a leach

Sucking and biting one of them while teasing the other one

I'd say it's his guitly pleasure, but he's not guilty about it

He's a vampire, of course he's gonna make your pecs bleed, your bloody pecs are eye candy for him

Halsin

Ever since you guys got closer, he's wanted to drizzle honey on your chest and lick it off

Your pecs are just a tempting sight

He'd be lieing if he said he didn't stare alot, cause most of the your conversations he's staring at your pecs

Sometimes, it'll get to the point he has to excuse himself to go jerk off just to stop thinking of your pecs

At some point, he does talk to you about it and does convince you to let him taste you

And yes, he does drizzle honey on your pecs

After getting you moaning and squirming under him just from playing with your nips alone

He'll be proud of his handy work the next day, your pecs now covered in bite marks

Everyone knows who did it too

Dammon

Gods, he was not prepared

Especially since you just fought the goblins and was covered in sweat, he was struggling man

Like he was trying not to stare, but if your taller than him he was to turn away so he doesn't lose focus

After awhile it becomes normal, and he starts making special Armour specifically for your pecs to be exposed

He likes the boob windows, especially from you

If you come back bloody and sweaty, with a glistening chest, it takes everything to not dive into your chest right there

Especially at the forge, making everything 10x hotter(you are no exception)

When he does get the chance, its gonna be at his forge, small licks and gentle bites on your pecs

Then hard sucks in your nipples, making you moan and squirm under him, it's as if he's trying to milk you

~

[A/n:I love pecs ❤️, the perfect stress toy. I hope you enjoyed]

hi!! I'm kinda shy abt asking this can I have a lil writing abt a transmasc (he/they) security guard confessing to Sundrop and/or Moondrop via a love letter bc he was too shy to do it verbally? Besides that, I don't really have any specifics besides just making it super fluffy and sweet! thanks for ur time >////<

gosh this idea is so cute im sobbing. i live for love letter tropes because i know damn well if i ever get a serious crush i will NOT be saying shit, it will be written on an amazingly decorated letter. i made the letter kinda cheesy but in a cute way...i think in a cute way at least.

i hope you're okay with me just doing sun cause i really didn't feel like writing this twice (i've been working on stuff all night!) but if you ever come back with some headcanons for sun and moon then i'd love to write some headcanons for them both. but, there are mentions of moon in this!

warnings: none

word count: 1.2k

Sundrop was used to being handed papers, sorting through them with ease no matter how sticky or unintelligible they were. So it was a bit of a surprise when a kid handed him a letter, bright pink and covered in stickers. Normally, the children didn't decorate the outsides, just using plain colors or crayons.

With his curiosity peaked, he set down the stack of papers he was going through, for once not paying attention to the giggling kid who ran off to someone's waiting arms.

Gently, he peeled off the tape keeping it shut, pulling out the vanilla-colored paper inside. Ohh! It was decorated so nicely! He'd have to praise whoever made it.

After getting distracted by the soft strokes of paint lining the letter, his eyes flit to the top, catching sight of the poetic words of the writer.

'Dear Sundrop,' It read, the handwriting neat and pretty. It couldn't have possibly been a child, not even the older kids had handwriting this neat. 'You are impossibly bright, a shining star in an ocean of constellations. No matter how mechanical you may be, you're genuine and compassionate, you hold my hands when I'm nervous and compliment me over the smallest things.'

If he could blush he swears he would be, instead, his left hand came up to cup his cheek as a wide grin crossed his face. He felt Moondrop inside him, his laughter echoing in his head. Though, it went ignored as Sundrop continued reading the letter.

'I admire your skill with the children, how soft you are with the young ones, and how you preach safety while still entertaining them. You adapt so easily to whatever you need to, the bells on your wrists are proof of that. Oh and the children adore you, always asking me about you. It's adorable how much they look up to you, their eyes shining with wonder. I'm sure I look the same when I look at you. I muster all the affection I can, yet I'm too shy to say anything. My cheeks heat up and I stutter around you. It's so embarrassing! But you've never made fun of me, you're too sweet, too gentle, for that.'

A gasp left his voice box as a thought popped in his mind, the face of someone special flashing across his eyes, yet he pushed it away, denial sitting heavy in his gut.

'Even when you get incredibly excited and get loud, you're always so...humane around me. You're you. You're not the daycare attendant, you're just you, you're Sundrop. And that's what I love about you. Like I previously mentioned, I would never say this to your face, I'm horribly nervous around you! But I can't keep being around you without making you aware of my feelings, especially since we see each other every day.'

'Sundrop, I'm in love with you. And that's just how it is. From, (hopefully) your favorite day guard, Y/N.'

And with that last sentence his head snapped up, the paper crinkling beneath his grip. There you were, a small smile across your lips as you kneeled in front of a kid. You were applying a bandage to a scraped knee like you hadn't even realized the effect you had caused on him.

He laid down the letter, letting it fall to his desk as he stepped around the counter. The children were too distracted with playing to see Sundrop's new object of attention, the day guard, the boy Sundrop so happened to have been crushing on since he was introduced.

Sundrop had always found you cute, always finding an excuse to touch you. Of course, it could be excused as Sundrop being overly affectionate to gain the favors of the new guy, hugging him and pinching his cheek softly. Your cheeks had always turned bright, looking away as you chuckled. Yet you never protested against the public displays of affection, and now he knew why.

In a couple of steps, he managed to be next to you and the child who was profusely thanking you for helping with their knee. With a cheer, he kneeled down, giving the kid a pat on the shoulder. "Hey, there bud! Do you mind leaving me and Y/N alone for a moment? I need to ask them something!"

The kid nodded, giving a thumbs up to indicate they understood before running off to a girl with pigtails. Once the kid was out of ear-shot he turned towards you, watching your face heat up at the attention. You knew he had seen the letter, and you were now playing with your fingers, embarrassment practically oozing from you.

"So? A love letter, huh?" He teased, poking your forehead.

"Don't make fun of me!" You cried, laughter bubbling out of your chest. "I just didn't know how to say it verbally alright." A sigh left your lips as your expression became something more neutral. "Nothing has to change between us...I just didn't want to keep any secrets from you. That's all."

Sundrop brought a hand to his chin, rubbing an imaginary beard before leaning forward, squinting at you. "Well, what if I want something to change between us, huh?"

He watched horror dance across your face and quickly realized how his phrasing could be taken and was quick to correct himself. "wAIT! Not in a bad way, I swear! I just mean I wouldn't mind...letting you do stuff that uh couples do, y'know?"

Deep in his chest, he could hear Moondrop snickering at his awkwardness as if the other half of his animatronic wasn't stupidly smitten with you too.

You giggled, bringing up a hand to muffle your laughter. "Would you really like that? Or are you just saying so 'cause you feel bad?"

"Now you're the one teasing! You said I was genuine and I'm being genuine now alright!" He wailed, flailing his arms. You jumped forward, pinning his stick arms to his sides as you laughed, your cheeks a soft pink.

"Whatever you say, Sundrop."

"Now," He started. "If you wanna...if you wanna do that romantic stuff couples do you can."

You gave him a grin before a look of false confusion crossed your face. "Like...kiss? Does the daycare attendant want me to kiss him?"

"I dunno...maybe."

And with that you reached forward, your hands pressing down on his shoulders before you placed a tender kiss to the front of his faceplate. Due to the nerves that were carefully crafted in each animatronic, he felt it as if it were a regular kiss. Sundrop felt the way your lips brushed against his face, the way soft laughter could be heard in your throat, and the way your thumbs gently ran over the plating of his shoulders.

You pulled back, watching as the animatronic just stared at you, clicks and squeaks coming from his voice box. "Don't tell me I broke you." You said, tilting your head to the side.

It took him a moment before he shook his head and stood to his full height which was a whopping seven feet tall. "Nope! I'm doin' just fine! Feel like I just drank a pack of Fizzy Faz though..."

"Respectfully, you always feel like that." You commented, smiling up at him. Sundrop waved his hand in dismissal before plopping them on his hips and leaning forward.

"Y'know, for someone so shy, you're such a tease Y/N." He admitted, glancing over when a kid called his name. "Oh! Looks like I'm being called elsewhere! Buh-bye!"

And with that he was gone, not hearing your endearing comment of "I'm only a tease for you."