“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

So true. Boutta ditch their asses for the loml thirteen 😍😍😍

“Omg I really hope Thirteen doesn’t have feelings for me! We should just be friends teehee!” Every time you say this an Obey Me dev adds another hot lesbian sex scene between mc and Thirteen.

A brand new hero 12 seconds after stepping over the border of Central City: Time to- The Rogues, materialising out of nowhere: You’re not Barry. Hero: Sorry, what? Captain Cold: Where’s Barry? We want Barry back. Hero: How did you even get here so fast? Golden Glider: We’re chased by the best, we know how to be quick. Hero: Who are you people? Heat Wave: Great, we get to do the Villain Speech. Barry loves the Villain Speech. Captain Cold: Remember that time Barry and I got into a pun-off? That was amazing. He has the best puns. I could listen to him forever. Hero: What the fuck is happening right now? Captain Cold: You swear? What kind of example are you setting for the kids? Barry never swears. Mirror Master: I mean, he said Fiddlesticks that one time. Pied Piper: But he felt really bad about it after. Hero: Look, I just want to do a quick patrol, maybe kick some bad guy ass, then go home okay? Captain Cold: A quick patrol? You mean you’re not going to lecture us on how much good we could be doing for the city instead? Barry would be lecturing us by now. You’re supposed to be telling me that you know I want to be a hero like you and getting misty eyed and choked up and- Golden Glider: Lenny… Captain Cold: Huh? Oh. Right. Yeah, you’re supposed to be trying to reform us not punish us. Barry doesn’t care about kicking ass, kid. Hero: Heat Wave: You’re not going to stop and make sure everyone in the bank we just robbed had dinner before sending them home? Barry would have brought pizza. Hero: Pied Piper: I bet you don’t even make sure your crooks get to a hospital after you beat them up. Captain Cold: We are so disappointed in you. 

Brand new hero 12 seconds after stumbling into the Hall of Justice covered in frost and You Tried Your Best stickers, sobbing: Why are they so mean??

When you enter a new fandom but it's so barren that it doesn't even exist on ao3.

HELPPP I JUST KNOW HE DID

I was rereading chapter 286 for refs and I'm now haunted by the fact that Daniel had a hoodie and shirt on before going UI but he's half naked when he wakes up. In other fights UI Daniel never seems to care about taking his clothes off, so does this mean Gun used all his might desperately trying to fight the shirts off him to see some skin while being absolutely pummeled around the room and getting his bones broken? Well I'm there for it. He might've lost the battle but he won the shirt fight.

Dabi Headcannon

Everyday Dabi just disappears for a period of time just to practice that dance routine he had prepared for Endeavour.

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

Goo watches demon slayer and I can confirm this man palms his (literal) sword seductively before drawing it out and I'm slowly losing every bit of humanity I have left in me.