I Actually Really Love Having Carpet Because FUCK Touching Hardwood Floors In The Morning. I Need My

I feel like im stuck under a dreamworld spell sometimes and i get hit with this super weird wave of "wait, i was just doing something really important. Like super important. What was i doing again?" And i cant recall anything about what i "was" doing but the feeling of it being an incredible plot point.

Like, i was just chillin here, scrolling on webtoon before i got this crazy headache in waves that only lasted a few minutes, and i felt like i remembered i was supposed to be doing something super important but i couldnt remember what.

And no, doom scrolling tiktok and binge reading (which is what i was doing before) dont count lol

I HAVE PROOF TINKERBELL DID IN FACT DOT THE I IN DISNEY

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

Eating is a gross, disgusting act. Its almost carnal. Its barbaric. Its ugly.

But, id eat with you. I wouldnt mind showing you ugly and gross, as long as you wouldnt mind showing me ugly and gross, too.

- someone with ARFID

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

The ONE thing i have found that helps with Second Hand Embarrassment is...!

Losing/Not Using The Controller!!

Its a wonderful tactic due to its ability to force one to watch through the whole Second Hand Embarrassment Inducing Scene, WITHOUT ALLOWING FOR ONE TO PAUSE.

It is also a torture method.

But you can get through The Scene much faster and better (like you would watching it at a movie theater) than if you were to pause! In my case, pausing the show to avoid The Scene to or recover from The Scene causes me to want to Stop Watching The Series/Movie to avoid The Scene, resulting in a Disinterest.

To lose the controller or to Not lose the controller, oh which should i choose.

I need to remind everyone of the pope score game.

find ur birthday (or the birthday of someone else), open the date without the year on wikipedia and calculate how many popes were born (this adds popes to your score) and how many died (this removes popes).

so like if you were born on the 2nd of Feb 1987 it'd be every 2nd of feb through history not just in 1987

tell me your pope scores in the tags pls (doesn't need to have birthday)

They are perverts and need to mind their business