It's More Than Just Therapy He Is My Life Source He Is My Oxygen It's Not A Want It's A Need! I Have

Adult Swim did a great job with the recasting because most Rick fuckers approve, and they know Rick's voice better than anyone.

The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

#me and Rick Sanchez are the same person

how to end an argument

i love arcane cause no matter how attractive or compelling they make any of the topsiders im just like "oh yeah they want to obliterate the lower class" and then i stop caring

Y/n: are we sure Jerry's ready for gunplay Rick?

Rick: I let you hold a gun and you have the impulse control of a caffeinated hyena.

Y/n: yeaa but I'm cute ;)

Okay but what kind of fuck ass name is Charlin?!

i just had a dream that rick sanchez died and in his obituary it turned out his full name was Charlin and everybody was too busy being like "what the fuck kind of name is charlin" to care that he died

(canonically autistic) rick being so infatuated with BP because hes so upfront. he never has to guess what he actually means, he's completely straightfoward (what others see as overly blunt and even rude). ugh i love them sm

actually "you couldve been me" but c137 had been IN primes position he offered infinity to someone and they said no but instead of turning around n taking the thing that he decided was being held over him he went home n cried abt it n realized he wasnt the center of the multiverse. prime wouldve killed birdperson for rejecting him. c137 wouldve just stopped visiting prime for rejecting him.

I'm quite literally shaking like I don't think you guys understand I've been waiting, praying, wishing, dreaming for glasses Rick DREAMING he is precious and he is everything to me

waiter waiter!! more rick wearing glasses pls!!!

we need a cuteness aggression equivalent term for when you see art of your favorite character you like so much that you sincerely cannot think of anything to put in the tags that isnt "im going to start biting off my own fingers"