I Said This Before The Smartest Ppl, Besides Rick, Are The Women In The Show. And He Acknowledges And

I'm quite literally shaking like I don't think you guys understand I've been waiting, praying, wishing, dreaming for glasses Rick DREAMING he is precious and he is everything to me

waiter waiter!! more rick wearing glasses pls!!!

#me and Rick Sanchez are the same person

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Whenever I see a post about Rick and Morty and it makes me scream into my pillow I repost it

sorry for still not being over this second long shot after 7 months (holy shit, unmortricken was 7 months ago) but it's literally the gayest shit i've ever seen like c'mon COME ON BRO

they were going in for a punch at the same time but quite literally became stuck together because they got too close. their arms weren't even opened up or anything, their cybernetics tore through skin and sleeves to get tangled up in each other. the way this only happens because they're both ricks. they get their wires crossed because they're too similar. so similar their own bodies can't tell the difference, automatically trying to attach them like they're each other's lost limb.

i think i hauve covid

I felt this too deeply not to repost it

sometimes neopronoun headcanons don't come from a place of "would this person tell others to refer to them using these pronouns in canon" but rather "if i used these pronouns for this character would it satisfy an itch in their soul"

W/ me if you were wondering btw :3

rick sanchez having freaky nasty sick t4t sex

(canonically autistic) rick being so infatuated with BP because hes so upfront. he never has to guess what he actually means, he's completely straightfoward (what others see as overly blunt and even rude). ugh i love them sm

He's perfection and he's my husband thank you I NEED HIM EXPEDITIOUSLY

why does he look so cute in this shot he's literally just sitting there

lmao projecting much?

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There aren't words in any language to properly help you understand how true this is

rick and morty is my cocomelon. my baby sensory dancing fruit. a weighted blanket but for for my mind. my equivalent to 2 hour long videos of soothing music for babies on youtube. my lifeline, if you will.

Is this not What happened?

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