Commission For Kazzanova.bsky.social

Gwen doodle

bananostrches...

Just admiring my breath in the cold weather unti-

w- what the?

Buh- Beartic!!

it's Connverse your honour

Them 🧡💙

apparently lugia was created specifically for the second pokemon movie?? like the creator was surprised to see it in the games??

post canon farcille fits 🌱

hitting May and Wally with the GAY BEAM™️ for when they're in my webcomic

thank you pattern recognition brain

slugcats but i took the cat part away from them

This has been a PSA.

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please