girl: why is his name touchstone? teacher: some comedians have fake names. When I was a kid, there was a comedian called carrot top. He wasn’t very funny Boy in class: yeah, like Jim Crow. He wasn’t funny either everyone: um me: no shit Sherlock Same boy: why teacher: do you know who Jim Crow was boy: umm… oh shit. I meant Jim Carrey
If you could choose to be in a type of media, what type would you like to be in(for example video games,books, etc) and what genres would it be?
Do movies count? (Acting is one of my secret passions ssh don’t tell)
Let’s go
@hex-eye @jokerandthethief. @lesbianbookworm13 @susiedaily @sillybisexualidot @staff @secretpansexual @agam-shel-barvadim
@starman-01 @hauntedmoontimetravel @gravi-teamfalls @aliceoseman @velvetaspec
10k notes I'll come out to my parents
This is you
Um yeah. And?
Is that an insult
Orangitler
YESH LETS GOOO
@agam-shel-barvadim @i-lick-your-gun @hauntedmoontimetravel @thememedaddy @lesbianbookworm13 @bubbl3solution @sillybisexualidot @velvetaspec @mitarbeiter @difficult @the-fishingboat-proceeds
and by that I mean a note game
1 note- haiiii you’re the first person
50 notes- I’ll try to be online less
75 notes- I’ll ask my dad for noise canceling headphones
100 notes- I’ll ask my mom if I can get more feminine clothes
500 notes- I’ll start trying to accommodate for my depression better
750 notes- I’ll come out to my friends (at least the ones who I care about)
1k notes- I’ll come out my oldest brother
2k notes- I’ll talk to my mom about my problems
3k notes- I’ll talk to my dad about them
4k- I’ll come out to my mom
5k notes- come out to my dad
Tags:
@wolfthedrolf @angelik-mori @lostshulkerbox @unfortunatelyshortpeasent @urfavlieyemede
I’m aro and Jewish! But why mention ur Judaism?
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Yeah, it’s true and also the word for flashlight in Hebrew is “panas” pronounced pah-NAHS
I just need all non-israelis to know that we have a famous celebrity show presenter here that his last name is "Penis". "Guy Penis". and yes, nobody ever said a thing.
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
TRIPLE BOOP
Boop
Double boop
a experimental song from the days of the white album by john and yoko lost recording from 1968 Here are the lyrics:
Brainrot. I'm scared Omori will become the next ElsaGate— Brainrot. Thank you. oh my god. Can you do Don't Starve Together characters next?
What's going on? Peak Brainrot. My mom caught me seeing this Now she thinks I'm autistic I am autistic
Hello, I'm your biggest fan Woooooow I haven't seen content of this too But I'm considering to engage With the fandom because of you—Robin I love youuu Also make more carrot episodes
How much do love you carrots? I'm sending you 10,000 carrots Bro is the Touhou brainrot This video hurt me mentally Touhou brainrot My brain is hurting
This is Brainrot The hell? Man what the hell? Officially mental It's Lobotover Brain nourishment Am I tweaking?
Go to lobotomy twice, please it might help I love you. Yo chat, is this real? I can't believe this is so lore accurate Bro keep it up, it’s so lore accurate
Roblox brainrot Imagine if you do Danganronpa With depression and ADHD please That’s right guys, I’m Heidi Turner Really.
Thank you for posting this And replying to my comment He’s in love with Shirogane in secret I can’t believe it— NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHA
I don't really have a speciality but people comment a lot on posts about my jellyfish hatred so ig that's that Also please call me Ellis
291 posts