I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU

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When I was little, I thought that the language of English was a conspiracy. That the government was like: "OK, it's like 1700 and in a few hundred years this girl is gonna be born. Let's make a new language and then eventually someone's gonna tell her ity was all fake." My reasoning for people having accents/people not speaking English was that they just didn't want to comply. I genuinely believed that my parents and siblings all spoke another secret language that I didnt know about. I thought this till I was like nine

I mean yeah my costume was beautiful I was shower

dara 💙💙👏👏👏

everyone is still thinking too small. I’d take my Time Machine, but before I used it, I’d take every classic book, movie, or music piece, and take it back with me in time, and pretend I made it. TAKE CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

unrelated, but whenever I see ur pfp I think it’s Joey from full house 🥲

When the yearning gets so bad you gotta start hugging your pillow and imagining it's him

duh yes photossss

what if I told you I got a hold of a pair of lime-ish green sneakers

that are hella comfortable, and I am going to buy a pair of purple shoelaces for them. So I can make Aled Last’s shoes.

would you believe me? And would you like photos?

IM SO HAPPY

same. But with no romantic attraction

Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

Don’t rlly feel like tagging anyone but if you see this, welcome aboard

CHAT. CHAT. CHAT. BEST THING EVER!!!

NEW LIL GUY PICREW

AAAHHHHH HAHAAHHHHH SOBBING ITS SO FUCKING CUTE ARE YOU KIDDING!!!

@moonbiine @anonymousgoosesstuff @lee1504 COME ONE COME ALL AND LOOK AT THE SILLYYYY

ok so I'm from New Jersey and I guess we have an accent to the rest of the us but for us, everyone else has an accent. I'm in class right now (History, specifically) and our teacher is from either Tennessee or Idaho (I can't remember but chances are its neither) And every time she says America it comes out "Amyeericuh" and the entire class collectively cringes. Also, she says "pink" like "peenk" and instead of class she says "Clyeeass" idk why but I wanna cry like why cant everyone just be from new jersey