Also, Putting Aside The Child’s Well-being, It’s Really Depressing And Sad To See A Kid With An IPad

ok @jokerandthethief u r the e rose

guess who made one of those ask game things :] yknow cause why not

you know the drill

our culture

If you’re not Jewish, you can kindly shut the fuck up about the following:

The Talmud

Zionism

What is or is not antisemitism

The word “goy/goyim”

Jumblr: Feel free to add more.

bitchpotato

replace one word of your url with bitch

oh Ty @jokerandthethief

Guacamole: yes yes put it in my mouthhhh

olive: yummy in some circumstances. The flavor gets old

mango: delish please more

tomatoes: a miracle, yum yum yummm

hummus: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS MASTERPIECE PLEASE JUST STUFF NY FACE WITH THIS OH MY GOODNESS THIS MUST BE WHAT THEY EAT IN HEAVEN

cannoli: ew ew no the texture is death

@hex-eye @hauntedmoontimetravel @sillybisexualidot @starman-01 @lesbianbookworm13

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

Oooh ok I have really long pretty nails but terrible cuticles

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

yeah like my friends rabbi mentioned my rabbi in a speech. Several states apart. There’s actually a really funny game called Jewish geography when some people join a zoom call with one person that theyre trying to get on the call. They can add their friends, who can add their friends who can add their friends and usually they get the person pretty quickly

I think people don't realize how ridiculously interconnected the Jewish community is. Usually it would be shitty to assume that any random guy knows somebody else just cause they share a culture/ethnicity but I swear every time I mention an obscure Jewish thought leader/author/politician/etc. one of my cousins goes like "oh yeah I studied Torah with his son in 1985". every single fucking time

if you dont reblog this youre straight

Haha ok lmao

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I was trick or treating. I was probably ten years old? I dressed as a carrot and spent a really long time on my orange face paint. My friend and I went to this house with a maga sign. Typically, we wouldn’t have gone there because, well, because trump, but it was Halloween. We wanted candy. The lady who answered the door gave us candy and we left. As we were walking back down her driveway, she yelled to me: “by the way, I like your orange face!” So that’s why she voted trump. Ok. Got it 👍