"This Youngling Can Not Satisfy You Like A Real Mitth Can. Come Here Girl." He Orders With Open Arms

I think the reason why Thrawn is still part of the empire is because the ascendancy is in trouble and he’s going to use the empire’s resources to save it

I love this.

Off the wall au:

Senator of Naboo Padme Amidala, Ambassador of Tatooine Anakin Skywalker, and Viceroy of Stewjon Obi-Wan Kenobi all argue over the custody of Jedi Padawan Ahsoka Tano.

Her teacher, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn, is just trying to figure out which one of them assassinated the Chancellor.

Cue diplomatic senate shenanigans interspersed with attempted interrogations and a very dead Sheev Palpatine.

Actually I think it would be really funny if Thrawn makes contact with the CDEF and it’s fucking Roscu who ends up picking up the transmission. I just KNOW she would be like “You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me you ASSHOLE!! What are you DOING out here I will blast you into oblivion for trespassing in Chiss space fuck you fuck you” and Thrawn is just “I’m glad to see you haven’t changed I’m however Please help me I’m stranded and last I saw Ar’alani she wanted me to report in. I’m trying to find her.”

This is a far cry from my usual works, but I must try and feel this poem out.

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New is this pain that graces my lips

The thought of ecstasy at a simple brush of your hips

The tingle of static across skin

Caressing swoop of wings against the soft mounds of flesh

The flutter underneath your chest

Feeling antennae up your graceful legs

Probing proboscis to your sweet heat

Licking away the rose pink blush

I brush soft love across your being

As wings as soft as butterflies descend across supple skin

Tarsus prickling to a melodious gasp

Produced by my simple kiss

Thanks for the tag @ele-millennial-weirdo 💙

Last song: Flicker (Kanye West Rework) by Lorde

Favorite color: Purple?

Last movie/TV show: House of the Dragon

Sweet/spicy/savory: Savory right now

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: Mental health crochet blanket

Current obsession: Crochet and DnD

NPT: @vibratingskull @yukipri @telltale-vixen @shannon-foraker @thespicypapaya @thrawns-backrest @admiral-arelami @adeadphish @kuza-22-li

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @meghawhopp <33

Last song: Down by the River by Borislav Slavov from the Baldur’s Gate 3 Soundtrack (or more specifically the cover of Down by the River by Nerissa Ravencroft)

Favorite color: Blue and purple!

Last movie/TV show: Seinfeld, I’m currently on season four!

Sweet/spicy/savory?: I have a huge sweet tooth, so sweet things

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: I searched up the show “Arthur” because I was trying to find that one meme where Buster was like “You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and spread lies?”

Current obsession: Fragaria memories and tears of themis mostly^^

Tag Nine People: @kyaruun @xinieeee @deadmansbistro @florapot @hunita812 @scuffle-with-spirals @rexonalapis @maxellera @manicpixiedoomedgirl

So, I'm rewatching The Clone Wars and.....it is much more depressing the second time around.

"You showed me something today. You're exactly the kind if men I need in the 501st." - Rex ("Rookies")

We need more Kit Fisto fics.

We need more Thrawn fics.

We need more alienfucker fics period.

Happy May the 4th everyone.

YOU SEE THIS MAN?!?!?

This wonderful, cultured, courteous man?

The one and only Grand Admiral Thrawn.

Well, if they make him evil in Ahsoka, I will probably have a screaming fit and then break the TV. Seriously. He can be an antagonist, I don't care about that, but we saw in his new trilogies and even some Legends material that Thrawn actually has a softer side. And it's pretty prominent.

Who else thinks that they'll focus on the Grysk War instead?

Also, we NEED live-action Ar'alani.

I have spoken

@dustysalmon Of course you may, it's PLO

@chelseadearfromao3 YES

We need more Kit Fisto fics.

We need more Thrawn fics.

We need more alienfucker fics period.

Happy May the 4th everyone.