Imperial!Ezra Ends Up On The ISD Chimaera, Found Family With Dads/mentors Eli Vanto And Thrawn.

Lmfao, I don't know if the fandom would be ready for Thurfian x reader fics 😂

😂 We would be disgusted with ourselves for enjoying them.

Now I present to you : threesome with Thurfian and Thrawn ! 😩

It's time they put those anger and animosity to good use and this use is YOU. Where they would compete in the most healthy way of who's gonna pleasure you the most ! And you, you just have to sit back and relax.

😂 the chaos that would ensure! So much bickering and fighting. You just know they're bringing their personal grudges to play. You get to hear a run down of the latest incident as Thurfian goes down on you.

Ahsoka trailer: name drops Heir to the Empire

Me: HERE’S HOW WE COULD STILL GET MARA JADE

I decided to write a little scene from a story I'm thinking about writing. Let me know if you would like to see more!

Thrawn's daughter/Thurfian's Son

Her ears were burning, purple was beginning to spread across them like a wildfire as she stared at the preposterous male in front of her. He hated her, he had since the moment they met. She had believed that it was his hate for her that made him deny his brother's love for her. And now he tells her that she is too good for him? Her mind raced with memories from not so long ago.

"You called me a pig!"

He moved to her side, looking down at her as he spoke,

"Most certainly. Though do not be mistaken I only mean in regards to your attitude and dress. Your air is that of low born stock, but your family have climbed the social ranks quite impressively, and are of high intelligence, higher than even that of many in my own family, I can admit that. But that does not nullify the fact that your attitude is that of, in simple words, an overzealous heifer."

Her mouth fell open, red eyes staring at the male in front of her,

"A heifer!"

He continued unfazed,

"Beyond that you are quite beautiful," his voice lowered" More beautiful than the Earthen swan, I believe the expression is."

She blinked at him a few times, "You misspeak."

"I do not exaggerate," he lifted her head, two fingers placed underneath her chin, "You will make a wonderful wife," he paused as he moved away, his perfectly plucked eyebrow coming to an arch,

"For some crazen male."

He began to walk away, his back turned to her. She called out desperate for answers,

"Then why do you keep me from your brother if you think so lowly of him?"

He paused once again and turned to face her,

"It is for simple reason that I think so lowly of him that I do keep you away from him. You are much too good for him," he lifted his head in thought, "Though a slime would be too good for him."

She stared slacked jawed, as the Patriarch's son bowed his head and turned on his heel, taking his leave.

The nerve of that man. She could hardly believe it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Thrawn: You would not hold up well under torture.

Samakro: Oh, and you would?

Thrawn: I did

Samakro:

OKAY OkAy BUT a fanfic about cheri stealing a cedf ship after being enlisted and finding thrawn with Ezra and what's left of the Chimera and then Ezra teachers her to be a jedi and omg she gets conflicted about her idol thrawn because he's SO different. He like BIG BAD now. EZRA is talking mad crap saying how thrawn bombed lothal and totally let a guy EXPLODE. And Thrawns all like "but it's for the good of the Ascendancy che'ri. Empire lesser evil bleh blew bleh" and Che'ri is all like "dood wtf you literally saved a species from extinction. And Ar'alani definitely told me about that morse code shit that one time in the Greater Good Book) and she re- sensitzes thrawn (that's not even a word be like you know what I mean). OMG I should learn to be a story teller. God dayum im on a ROLL

Somebody with talent steal my ideas. Make them your own. Make them 💫sparkle💫

HEIR TO THE EMPIRE GUYS THEY SAID IT THEY FUCKING SAID IT

I looked up "Thrawn/reader" fics on AO3 and what do you mean there are only 252!!? Only 5,874 under "Thrawn." Have I been gaslighting myself into thinking he's more popular than he is? Like I know the Thrawn Fandom is niche but I didn't expect there to be a real possibility of running out of content.

We need more Kit Fisto fics.

We need more Thrawn fics.

We need more alienfucker fics period.

Happy May the 4th everyone.

I really want a chiss tv series where we see thrawn and ezra in the chiss ascendancy between rebels and the ahsoka show and with flash backs styled like how the memories are in the thrawn books so we can get more of thrass (preferably in TCW/TBB animation style).

also just seeing ar’alani and eli vanto again would complete my life :)

DISNEY MAKE IT HAPPEN OR ILL CRY