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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Red Velvet Truffles
Recipe: https://cakewhiz.com/red-velvet-truffles-recipe/
Some of my favourite recent protest signs
If this is not tax fraud, the laws need to be rewritten.
listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it
Any tips for being a suicidal 15 year old?
When I was a suicidal 15 year old everyone told me “it gets better”, and it sounded like bullshit. And frankly, it still sounds like bullshit. Like oh, what, I’m living in hell and you’re not gonna help me or *do* anything or give me any useful advice and I’m supposed to just hang in there on the nebulous, pithy promise that things are just gonna work out on their own? And you can’t tell me how or why, I’m just supposed to take it on the faith that I don’t have that something might change in ways I haven’t considered?
But yeah. It does. And it’s frustrating as hell.
Yes, things are gonna get better, and they’re gonna get better in ways I can’t describe even after experiencing it myself. Things you don’t even know CAN be different WILL be different. One day you’re just going to step outside and realize things got better somewhere and you didn’t even notice it happening.
And there’s really nothing I can say that makes that sound even a little bit believable.
I guess all I can tell you is that you have to want to believe it.
I'm only saying this for your sake, but objectively, it's not a smart idea to bring politics into normal hobbies. You might lose supporters of your blog just because of your political stance, and that would be terrible since you're so amazing!! It's only a suggestion, but I really reccomend not bringing politics into anything.
Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”
This is possibly the most insane national security story in the last 50 years. Includes a massive text chain between senior members of the Trump admin gaming out foreign policy and war plans on Signal, and they accidentally added a reporter to the group chat.
Rex is believed to have been the dog of John E. Stow, one of the city’s longest-practicing fruit merchants until his death in 1884. For years, people have gathered sticks and fallen branches to place at the loyal dog’s resting place. Situated under a tree with plenty of sticks around, visitors often leave a stick across Rex’s paws as a tribute. Someone even left a picture of their own dog there, perhaps a beloved pet who had passed away, as if to say, “Rex, look after my little one.”
hoffman's car
THE PITT 1.12 • 6:00 P.M.
been doing a LOT of analog note-taking / journaling / planning lately (new years' resolution fulfilled! yes!), and I've slowly but surely started writing mostly in cursive again.
that said, I'm old (almost 35, ew) so I have questions.
if you want to RB this and put you age / locale / whatever else you think is relevant in the tags, that'd be very cool
been doing a LOT of analog note-taking / journaling / planning lately (new years' resolution fulfilled! yes!), and I've slowly but surely started writing mostly in cursive again.
that said, I'm old (almost 35, ew) so I have questions.
if you want to RB this and put you age / locale / whatever else you think is relevant in the tags, that'd be very cool
I wish all environmentalists a very suck cocks in hell
I recently read a Jiraiya Hokage fic and I had this idea that I think you would like sannin swap but:
Jiraiya Hokage
Spy master Orochimaru
Crazy Scientist nukenin Tsunade
I hope this can be an inspiration or you can just put it in a trash bin and enjoy what you're doing right now
PS Students' Students AU is awesome
Listen. LISTEN.
THe world would not survive villain Tsunade. But I have total faith that, if Jiraiya were to honestly focus on the job, he'd figure out world peace ESPECIALLY with Orochimaru helping him and having his morals a tad bit tighter lol
Top 4 fellas get made into a limited batch of keychains! I won’t be able to make a ton of these guys until later, but I do plan to make more eventually…
Please reblog so we get a high percentage! And also spread the word about these things the faster they sell out the more I’ll make 👍
presented without commentary or apology
subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update
https://bakingmischief.com/the-best-chocolate-milkshake
The Best Chocolate Milkshake - This easy Chocolate Milkshake made with homemade chocolate syrup is thick and creamy with a killer chocolate flavor.
when ur mutuals are mutual with each other
pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.